Ninety minutes, and only the first ten or so will contain anyone we know -- at least under the names we've come to know them by. The Flavnames are going to be ceremoniously burned (possibly before the first commercial) as the first step in shedding those VH1 identities. By appearing on VH1. There's something just a little bit wrong with that...
But since they will be going by their own names, here's a refresher list on the cast, just so we can start connecting the (unlikely) future person to the (known) DAW.
Saaphyri/Saaphyri (Didn't reach the nametage stage)
Title of first two episodes:
Dirty Drawers Done Dirt Cheap (Andrew Firestone guests)
And remember: the most improved contestant for manners, grace, and etiquette will win $50,000. And quite possibly their own VH1 series. Plus Kathy Griffin will probably not be making the final judgment. We hope.
I'm recording this one. The official finding of a new depth should have some kind of historical record.