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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)"
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1. "A Picture of our Lovely Contestant..." |
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lilgypsy 128 desperate attention whore postings
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06-16-03, 03:20 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
Aw c'mon Shakes, let her stay a show or 2. Let's see if she can be as psycho on this show as she was on the other. If you knew she was going to be on here, would you have tried to get on?
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lilgypsy 128 desperate attention whore postings
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06-16-03, 03:37 PM (EST)
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7. "serious damage" |
ummmmmm on second thought, after viewing the web site and seeing Toni's picture, has she bulked up or what? She looks like she could cause some serious damage.......
Wit for Wit,Shakes, you would win by a landslide...but she looks like she isn't going to take any crap on this show......
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06-17-03, 07:03 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
What is the point of this show? Is it like a Real World thing that just has a revolving cast?Kristin of E! makes note of Toni in her column: http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Trans/Archive2003/030616c.html Kristin calls Love Cruise "The best cast reality show ever"! Wow!!!!
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06-18-03, 03:37 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
LOL!
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06-18-03, 03:56 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
Um... OK.
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shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-03, 03:59 PM (EST)
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16. "Foot in mouth disease" |
>First off...get your facts straight.
>She was 27 on Love
>Cruise (which was in the
>fall of 2001)...so logically she
>would be 28 now.
>She had just turned 27,
>then turned 28 in the
>fall of 2002, and WILL
>turn 29 this upcoming fall.
>
OMG, do I really need to even touch this one? Talk about making an ass of yourself on your very first post. But, since you're "friends" with Toni that must make you an idiot so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
First of all, Love Cruise was FILMED in September of 2000, when Toni was 27 years old (at least according to her). The listed age on the LC website is from the filming date, not the date it aired a year later. How do I know this for sure? Damn, do I wish I could see the look on your face when I reveal this bit of factoid.....uhm, I might be an authority on the subject since I WAS ON THE FREAKING SHOW WITH THE PSYCHO B!TCH! So, according to your math I guess I should notify all my friends and family that my upcoming birthday is not my 33rd, but my 31st according to your logic. Cool, I just took two years off my age! Thanks! >I happen to know the girl.
> And she is not
>like she was portrayed on
>Love Cruise. Before you run
>your mouth you should put
>yourself in her shoes...I'm sure
>that if you had cameras
>around all the time, they
>would pick up on a
>bad moment or two.
>Give the girl a break...she's
>dealt with enough crap.
Oh this is too funny. Let me fill you in on a little Love Cruise inside information. If they really wanted to, they could've made the psycho look even worse than she did on that show. That's how psycho she is. If anything, she should be thanking the editors at Bunim Murray for NOT using half the incriminating footage they had of her.
And I know her quite well myself, and let me say that without a doubt the girl is even worse than she was portrayed. And since you asked, I DID have cameras following me around 24x7 and yet I managed to avoid looking like a complete sociopathic psychopath on national tv, as did the other 15 castmembers not named Toni. So, maybe its YOU who should be checking herself before running her mouth since I've obviously earned the right.
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06-18-03, 10:56 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
FUNNIEST.POST.EVER.
I get the feeling that we won't have the opportunity to vote that HO off the show.  But, I do still think it would be hysterical if you showed up to get picked for it. LOLOL! Toni has to be the most insecure HO ever. She just reeks of paranoia and self doubt. How tiring it must be for her to put up such a pathetic, hard ass front all the time. I truly think she'll be the first one out of there, and she'll do it to herself. (as a side note, watching her melt down and phoney it up for the camera is humorous, in a sick train wreck sorta way. And it's obvious that this shows producers aren't trying to hide her psycho ways...LOL)
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06-19-03, 11:40 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
This is soooo true....Did you see the show last nite? She is already paranoid about being the first off and it is showing...
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06-19-03, 09:59 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
Welcome to Blows, Andrea!
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06-18-03, 10:16 PM (EST)
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18. "Toni = Miss Soundbite" |
This woman has obviously sat at home and practiced little sound-bites and micro-dramas so that she can get past the editors and maximize her face time:"I'm going to be the first voted out..." "The game is being plaaaaayed..." Her whole description of the hotel facilities in the first ten minutes of the show was either specifically directed by the show's producers or it's another example of her scrambling into the foreground.
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06-18-03, 10:24 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
1) the love cruise editors couldn't have made toni look bad if she didn't give them material to work with.
2) from what i can remember from love cruise, she was a skank. plain and simple. (and i mean that in a "low rent kinda girl that is trying like heck to fight her way out of the trailer park" kind of way.)
3)there is no way that i would spend my hard earned cash to hire her as a personal trainer...
4) i will join my favorite clown in trying to get rid of her. the girl is not quite right. she needs to go before she freaks out on someone.
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06-18-03, 11:11 PM (EST)
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21. "She is B-A-A-A-C-K!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-18-03 AT 11:21 PM (EST)I could barely believe it when I saw the first Paradise hotel episode! I said to SS, "Hey, that CAN'T be Toni!" But I come here to see if it is verified and OMH it is!!
I can't wait to see the BUG EYES start! I say let's hope she stays "hooked up" until we get Shakes voted ON TO THE SHOW!
Now, THAT would be Must See TV! Edited to add: Also, is it me or are her eyes browner now? I thought they were blue before? Maybe my memory is fading. 
"Them people had to be pretty dumb to make their camp in a riverbed." - Rudy Boesch
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06-18-03, 11:27 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: the reason she is on the show" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-18-03 AT 11:31 PM (EST)>Bruce's other credits include Real World,
>Road Rules, Under One Roof (canceled mid season), Border House That's "Boarding House" -- it's not a Taco Bell commercial  >Obviously, Bruce took one look at the premise of this show
>and decided to give Toni a call. He should recognize the premise -- it's basically Love Cruise without the boat and (apparently) without the lame challenges. Frankly, I'm just surprised FOX gave Bruce Tom more work -- Love Cruise was a Bunim/Murray show. Paradise Hotel isn't, so clearly he's not working for them anymore. And if his solo track record is basically Love Cruise and Under One Roof, that's not very impressive... Heck, Tom's "Boarding House" work was apparently so unimpressive that The WB felt the need to bring in Mark Burnett a couple of months before the premiere (and MONTHS after the show had already been filmed) to try and cobble something out of the footage that had been shot. -SB
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06-18-03, 11:43 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: the reason she is on the show" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-18-03 AT 11:45 PM (EST)>if you noticed in the opening
>credits the executive producer of
>the show is Bruce Toms Hey um shakes... Toms same isn't in the opening credits... after the intro it flashes: Executive Producer
Tom Gutteridge Executive Producers
Arthur Smith
Kent Weed Executive Producer
Charles Thompson Created By
Phil Roberts
Howard Davidson ...then Amanda the hostess is intro'd And at least on the Providence and Boston FOX stations, neither station had any closing credits (wierd...) -SB
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06-19-03, 01:20 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: hey webby" |
Ah, woops, didn't replay my tape far enough... I figured they were done after the hostess... how many executive producers can one show possibly have
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lilgypsy 128 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 11:48 AM (EST)
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34. "RE: the reason she is on the show" |
What? and he didn't call you? Shame on him.....that would have been great fun to see you both on the opening show....
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 11:01 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
the most "precious" moment on the show was when toni was telling charla that they would get her a strategy and when charla replied that she didn't need one.
loved it!
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lilgypsy 128 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-03, 02:43 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
And what was with all of the curtain pulling? They can only go so far.....
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06-19-03, 02:40 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
I'm new to this message board, just stumbled upon it. But TELL ME that shakes the Clown is Michael from LC??? Your episode "summaries" were the most entertaining reading I've done in years. PLEASE consider contributing a post mortem on each Paradise Hotel episode - we need your input and analysis of Foni. Any truth to the rumor that she got producer Bruce in a (massive-built-like-a-tank) headlock?
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06-24-03, 00:02 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: Everyone get ready to vote (Paradise Hotel)" |
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, While watching Paradise Hotel tonight, I just couldn't place where I saw that crazy blonde (?) before (aka. Toni). It finally bugged me so much tonight that I had to hit my computer to do a global search to find out. Didn't like her then and still don't like her.
Loved reading all your comments, I laughed out loud the whole time because it's all so true........and will keep coming back for more.
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07-07-03, 12:50 PM (EST)
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50. "shame on you managerr" |
> According to this old
>TV Guide interview, Toni gave
>Jeannette a job when she
>got back to Chicago.
>Is this true? ...knowing what you know about Toni why on Earth would you EVER believe ANYTHING that comes out of her horse face mouth? Of course its not true..Jeanette's still working at the same laminating company she was working at before she went on Love Cruise. Jeanette did have a brief waitressing/bartending job at a new bar in Chicago a couple of years ago, but she went in and got that job on her own. I think Toni might've known the owner of that bar so according to Toni logic that means she got Jeanette the job even though Jeneatte already had the job when she found out that Toni knew the owner. The first thing you learn when you know Toni is to never believe a word she says. Here is just a short list of some of the lies she has told me over the years... 1. She got a record deal
2. She has numerous movie deals in the works
3. She is not a man
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