(Partners from ABC.com's introducing the stars page)

LANCE BASS, should have some dance skills.

Partnered with Lacey Schwimmer, so he should make it pretty far just on the SYTYCD fans voting for her.

TONI BRAXTON. Isn't she like short? *googles* 5'1" or 5'2" depending on site. May do well if matched with the right partner, but I never really got the sense she was much of a dancer when she was popular with the music thing. Should make it a few weeks based on name recognition.

Partnered with Alec Mazo. He's been on 4 seasons and I can't place him off the top of my head so that doesn't sound helpful for longevity.

BROOKE BURKE. Who? Hmm, does a lot of modeling stuff. Wiki at least has a picture with her clothes on. The google image search even with moderate safe search is not really safe for work. Oh, she was the hot chick on Rock Star series.

Predict she'll be out early like most of the models.

Partnered with Derek Hough Which may help her stay around a bit.

ROCCO DISPIRITO. Who two? *reads bio* Well at least he can cook.

Partnered with Karina Smirnoff which may help his chances a bit.

MAURICE GREENE. Hope he lasts long enough for a Quickstep. He should be able to move his feet.

Partnered with Cheryl Burke which should buy him a week or two at least.

KIM KARDASHIAN. Yikes!!!

Dear Deity,

Please let her get voted off first so maybe she will figure out I don't want to see her ever again.

Love
Snidget

Partnered with Mark Ballas, Poor Mark.

CLORIS LEACHMAN. I hope she sticks around for at least a couple of weeks she seems like fun.

Partnered with Corky Ballas, Mark Ballas' Dad, his first season. That may not help her, but it might be interesting to see an older professional.

CODY LINLEY. Who three? Yeeks, she will last till mid season based on squeeing alone.

Partnered with Julianne Hough which will also help keep him around quite awhile.

SUSAN LUCCI. Likely to make it far based on fan base alone. I suspect she'll have some ability as well.

Partnered with Tony Dovolani which I think should help her longevity.

MISTY MAY-TREANOR. I want her to win. I just loved watching her at beach volleyball.

Partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, which could be amusing to watch.

TED MCGINLEY. Is he still kinda cute? He used to be. Not sure if he has enough star power to make it to the end, but I hope he does well.

Partnered with Inna Brayer in her first season, which tends to make me think he is expected to be fodder.

JEFFREY ROSS. I suspect he'll be early road kill.

Partnered with Edyta Sliwinska which might help him stick around.

WARREN SAPP. Athletes tend to do well so I suspect he'll make it to mid season at least.

Partnered with Kym Johnson which may help get him past the first couple of weeks.