To Estee, My muse, you inspire me *swoon*
From the home offices in Wahoo, Nebraska. Tonight's TopTen Dreams Jase Has At Night...
Dave: "That Jase kid is one cool customer."
Paul: "Do you think he'll come on our show?"
Dave: "Are you kidding? No way, he's 'Big Time'!"
Paul: "This is another one of his dreams isn't it?"
Dave: "Yep...Ok, the TopTen Dreams Jase Has At Night - heeeeeeeeeeere wee go..."
Number 10 - Being on "Late Night With David Letterman"
Dave: "Keep dreaming buddy!"
Number 9 - Hair Club For Men informercials
Number 8 - The Cowboy Variety Hour
Number 7 - The good ol' days when he was 31
Number 6 - Holly - Wood...
Dave: *stares blankly at audience* {cough} "ooookay..."
Number 5 - Being on a "real" reality show like "The Player"
Number 4 - Living in world where everyone wears those goofy bandanas, and thinks they're cool
Number 3 - Being Play Mate of the Year meeting Hef
Number 2 - The House of Mirrors
And the Number 1 Dream Jase Has At Night...........
Being Brad Pitt!!
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