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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"If you were santa claus?"
ltlfighter 173 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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11-19-05, 09:56 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: If you were santa claus?" |
I would give Allison & Lisa a copy of this season's episodes
so they can see how ridiculous and superficial they seem and
I'd sent a print out of some of these threads and hope they
get a clue, give thanks for thier blessings and start using
the wonderful tools available to them...
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wiskysgrl 74 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-21-05, 00:26 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: If you were santa claus?" |
Hee hee...I love giving gifts!!Allison: a pity party, complete with hats, noise makers and cake TJ: I'd bring her hubby to see her Jill: a nasal decongestant Lisa: a pacifier and a blankie Christina: her own pole to practice on Jessica: a lifetime supply of kleenex
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Divadeb51 7 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-21-05, 02:53 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: If you were santa claus?" |
New Life coaches!!!
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justashell 146 desperate attention whore postings
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12-14-05, 09:37 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: If you were santa claus?" |
Lisa: Mr. Internet or Jim(?), Jill's Jenny Craig guy TJ: Doggy Downers and a lighter to burn the picture of
herself that she is fixated on. Jill: Successful surgery and her own talk show at a good
radio station and weekly workouts with Marcus. Christina: Someone to hustle and then to blame. Ok...I'll give her her "dear ol' dad"---who she thinks is at the root of all her problems. (She ain't no "steel magnolia", she's poison ivy). Jessica: Allison. That'll take her mind off her own problems. Allison: Membership to AA, a bottle of "White Lightning" to fill up on when someone steals her thunder.
Rhonda, Iyanla and Dr. Stan: Women who want to change.
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STARTING_OVER_GIRL 28 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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12-15-05, 02:30 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: If you were santa claus?" |
IF I WAS SANTA CLAUS I WOULD GIVE.....
ALLISON: SOME NIPPLES AND SOME RAZORS FOR HER HAIRY CHEST LISA: A NEW HAIR CUT, AND A BACK BRACE SO SHE CAN STAND UP STRAIGHT CHRISTINA: A PACK OF TOILET PAPER, BECAUSE SHE IS SO FULL OF CRAP JILL: A WAY TOO LOSE HER WEIGHT FAST, AND A SUCCESSFUL SURGERY JESSICA: PLASTIC SURGERY FOR HER BIG NOSE, AND SOME TISSUE CAUSE SHE CRIES TO DAMN MUCH AND
TJ: A PACK OF CIGS, AND HER HUSBAND
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