LAST EDITED ON 04-04-18 AT 08:19 PM (EST)

The three tribes continue to shake up and make up as they get closer to a merge.
Desiree has been wondering how Ma-low-low they can go, as the orange tribe seems to be earning their frequent flier miles at Tribal Council. They try to reverse the "bad juju" by burning their tribal flag and calling on the spirit of Whoopee Goldberg to make things right. (I'd rather sit behind Demi Moore at the spinning wheel and touch her crockery, but we all have different take-aways from that movie.)

It's a tribute to the Trump apocalyptic tell-all tome "Fire and Fury" this week. Malolo is rocking the fire and Naviti is experiencing the fury as Bradley proves to be the biggest island know-it-all since The Professor. Maybe Ginger (Libby) and Maryann (Chelsea) can give him a little nudge toward a tropical cliff or bash his head open with a coconut. You know, with a little warning Production could shoot those clever snake-slithering-across-a-tree-branch cutaways instead of recording the actual felonious deed. Just drop your bikinis once for "yes" and twice for "no".

Mark "BBQ is what we do" Burnett