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""Be The Survivor: S30 Ep01: "It's S..." |
Welcome once again to the show that never ends... but this time it's Worlds Apart (Insert your appreciative "Ooohs" and "Aahhs" here.)My crack team of crack snorting Casting Specialists have dragged their holey nets through every tattoo parlor, 3rd rate college Sorority and money-laundering operation working out of a failing small business for the best and the brightest Survivor Contestants. But this is what the nets dragged in. (sigh) Tonight, we bite the coconut and introduce three teams of fresh-faced contestants who are going to worm their ways into your hearts. They make up the White Collar, Blue Collar and "What the f*^k's a Collar?" tribes. So as we struggle to concoct new "collar" puns, let me introduce you to the Masaya, Escameca and Nagarote tribes. And after a few weeks without waxing we'll see if the collars really do match the cuffs.
Mark "Keep the printing presses rolling out money" Burnett
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