(A poem, just what we needed.)

Wait a sec, I’m on the phone…

Yeah I’m here, just going thru a tunnel. So what’s the skinny on the thing we have going with that guy? What? Well you’re going to have to step it up, and with malice, know what I mean? You hearing me? OK, 5 days is all, then we gotta shut the lid on that thing with the other guy. All right. You too Lugface. Have a good’un. I don’t want to hear no more bad news, see, or I’m going to have to get the Hammer involved. OK, I believe you. Bye.”.

@#$&^%# Putz.

(Taking a moment to collect thoughts and toke up. A legal toke, which isn’t as cool as an illegal toke, but you soon just don’t really care. Where are those fig newtons?)

OK, little buddies in Survivor Spoiler land, I know you're on the edge of you seats waiting for the latest peek into the future, and I’m here for you. Unfortunately what you overheard was the darker side of the bid’ness, we have to step up sometimes to show we mean what we say. A red line is a red line. To us anyway, it’s a matter of respect. Not like the respect Tony has for his fellow officers. Or that Obama has for the reputation of the USA.

And my really really raunchy girls have been specially trained by Delta Force Seal Ranger Ninjas at the Really Really Raunchy Girls Finishing School of Perversion and Motorcycle (Vespa) Mechanics in getting information out of reluctant Survivor cast and crew members, so they can handle themselves. They also know how to handle the Delta Force Seal Ranger Ninjas, IYKWIM. Everybody wins at my school.

Anyway the newest spoilers have arrived via camel caravan from my army of slithering, sliding, sexing then extorting little spies, and here they are.

Spoiler #1: Spencer is afraid of the “Women’s Alliance”. He is told that they have to win, “Or Else”. Kass is afraid of the “Sisters Alliance”, and knows without being told what the second “Or Else” will be. Tasha is just afraid of her crazy flipped out tribe mate, the kind of scared that prevents her from sleeping at night. She has a machete.

Spoiler #2: Sarah has Cop-Dar. Unfortunately she doesn’t have Cops-that-con-other-cops-dar. Ironically, the person she should trust the least is her fellow cop who is doing his best imitation of cheap street hood.

Spoiler #3: Morgan’s eyebrows? WTF is up with that? I’ll admit though, that I do not spend much time looking at her eyebrows.

Spoiler #4: What a heartwarming story Brice brings. He was in a cocoon before the show but this experience has allowed him to briefly experience the freedom of a butterfly. That is, before the Snuffer stuffed his bloated corpse right back into that cocoon. The only things left are his eyeballs which popped out at TC when he snap rolled them at Jeremiah.

Spoiler #5:
Jeremiah was a bull frog,
He was a good friend of mine,
I never understood a single word he said,
But I helped him with his Whine.

Tribe strikes again