Argfa...Quitter: Colton for employing the Eric Cartman strategy to Survivor - "Screw you guys, I'm going home" doesn't win squat, idiot. I'll give him a pass for the first time since I'm sure he had something, but this? Please do the world a favor and go away. You're rivaling Purple Kelly for title of Worst Survivor Ever.
Redemption Island: Candice. I get it that you want your husband to succeed, but next time, don't paint such a huge target on his head.
Contestant: John. Way to overplay your hand with the idol. Your woman will whip your behind at RI, and Marissa's no slouch either.
Also: Culpepper, as in Brad. Overplaying your hand works when all your remaining opponents are complete morons. See Mariano, Rob. Other than that, the Survivor graveyard is littered with the dreams of players who overplayed too early.
Challenge: Vytas. If your brother practically hands you a second chance and your response is to take a cheap shot and then lose anyway, now we know why he's the golden child and you're the screwoff.
The vote: So your top choices are Ciera, who's the tribe's fart-jar; Brad, who's the tribe's tin-pot dictator, and John, who's the tribe's clue-recipient, and you run and pee your pants over an idol John couldn't even find? Either vote off the weaklings and take a swing at the big boys or get rid of Brad. This vote was a total wuss-out.
Production: Only to five? Every time it was run before, it was to anywhere from 6-8. I get it; in Fiji and Heroes vs. Villains, the challenges were blowouts, but this was a bit more even. Seeing the red guys lose because of two useless daughters was somehow unsatisfying.