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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-24-03, 10:25 PM (EST) "Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" Well, I tried to palm this off on someone else, but here we go with a finale set of the Hawkeye 10… 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? 2. How bad of a driver is Chip? 3. The Detour was Wing It or Wander It. If the choice of flights in Cairns was worthy of a Detour name, what would you call Dave & Jeff’s choice in comparison to the others? 4. Why was Kelly so scared about the Detour? 5. Why did it really take Kelly & Jon longer to get to the right gate at the Tokyo airport? 6. So, Jon was naked. What thoughts ran through your head? 7. Why did Reichen & Chip have an easier time finding the anchor? 8. Which spill was funnier, Chip driving off the road, or Jon slamming into the wall at the memorial? 9. In the taxi battle, Jon was offering his driver 100s, while Chip was just offering 50s. Why was Chip so cheap? 10. What were Phil’s first thoughts when he saw Reichen & Chip heading the the finish line first? And that’s a season, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress, and please, if you’ve learned anything, drive home safely. Bebo, Queen of the Backwoods and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style mikey 08-25-03 1  RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style trigirl 08-25-03 2    RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style Violet Nyte 08-27-03 6  RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style dajaki 08-25-03 3    RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style trigirl 08-26-03 5        RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style qwertypie 08-31-03 8  RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style PlumBlossom 08-26-03 4  RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style Rothschild 08-27-03 7    RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style qwertypie 08-31-03 9  RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style kpod 09-04-03 10

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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 08-25-03, 10:17 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" >1. On Survivor, fire represents life. > We were allowed to >attend a TAR fire ceremony. > What does fire represent >on TAR? > What most TAR ceremonies represent ... bunching. >2. How bad of a driver >is Chip? > Actually, he was just trying to get rid of Reichen so he could get the milion all to himself. >3. The Detour was Wing It >or Wander It. If >the choice of flights in >Cairns was worthy of a >Detour name, what would you >call Dave & Jeff’s choice >in comparison to the others? > > Choice between "Finish Line" and "Guidos." >4. Why was Kelly so scared >about the Detour? > Thought Jon was going to skydive naked so that he does not soil his underwear. >5. Why did it really take >Kelly & Jon longer to >get to the right gate >at the Tokyo airport? > They were busy making up nicknames for all the Japanese people they ran into. >6. So, Jon was naked. >What thoughts ran through your >head? > Good thing Debra and Steve were eliminated early. >7. Why did Reichen & Chip >have an easier time finding >the anchor? > Chip wasn't driving. >8. Which spill was funnier, Chip >driving off the road, or >Jon slamming into the wall >at the memorial? > Would have been even funnier if the other teams had followed Chip, thinking he had found a shortcut. (Chex would have fallen for it. >9. In the taxi battle, Jon >was offering his driver 100s, >while Chip was just offering >50s. Why was Chip >so cheap? > Although his driver was getting them to the destination quickly, his English wasn't perfect. >10. What were Phil’s first thoughts >when he saw Reichen & >Chip heading the the finish >line first? > Damn, there goes TAR 5.   Top

trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 08-25-03, 10:31 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" LAST EDITED ON 08-25-03 AT 11:00 AM (EST) Thanks Bebo! 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? Staff Party! It is someone's job on the production staff to collect all the litter from torn clue envelopes along the way and have a big bonfire at the end for roasting marshmellows. Someone has to pick up after those litterbugs! 2. How bad of a driver is Chip? The question is how bad a driver must Reichen be that he continually lets Chip drive! 3. The Detour was Wing It or Wander It. If the choice of flights in Cairns was worthy of a Detour name, what would you call Dave & Jeff’s choice in comparison to the others? Tortoise or Hare...Which is really faster? 4. Why was Kelly so scared about the Detour? She has been eating like a sparrow for so long, she was worried that she might really take flight. 5. Why did it really take Kelly & Jon longer to get to the right gate at the Tokyo airport? Jon had to change into his last pair of clean underwear for the final leg of the race. 6. So, Jon was naked. What thoughts ran through your head? Where was Millie? She has been waiting for 12 long years to see a naked man. 7. Why did Reichen & Chip have an easier time finding the anchor? Reichen has been dragging his ball and chain around the world for 30 odd days, he understands about anchors. 8. Which spill was funnier, Chip driving off the road, or Jon slamming into the wall at the memorial? Definitely Jon as he landed on his cookies, brownies, jujubes, or whatever you want to call them. 9. In the taxi battle, Jon was offering his driver 100s, while Chip was just offering 50s. Why was Chip so cheap? Editing. Chip was actually offering $50 plus Reichen. 10. What were Phil’s first thoughts when he saw Reichen & Chip heading the the finish line first? Thank God for fog, otherwise I'd be wearing a clown nose right now.   Top

Violet Nyte 165 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 08-27-03, 06:58 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" Editing. Chip was actually offering $50 plus Reichen. LOL!! Poor Reichen.   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 08-25-03, 02:53 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? Someone finally had the sense to raid Phil's closet and burn everything they saw. 2. How bad of a driver is Chip? He's pretty bad, but according to the world's cabbies, he's even worse as a passenger. 3. The Detour was Wing It or Wander It. If the choice of flights in Cairns was worthy of a Detour name, what would you call Dave & Jeff’s choice in comparison to the others? Up Sh!t Creek Without a Paddle or Smooth Sailing 4. Why was Kelly so scared about the Detour? Kelly: Well, sky-diving is like marriage. You jump out of a plane and fall, maybe to your death. Wait, no. Sky-diving is like marriage. You strap yourself to an expert and hope to live. Wait, that's not it either. Sky-diving is like marriage. The first part of it is really thrilling, then you slow down as time progresses, and then there is a really hard landing. Jon: Shut the **** up Kel. I have no idea where she got sky-diving and marriage. 5. Why did it really take Kelly & Jon longer to get to the right gate at the Tokyo airport? They were following R/C's thoughtful directions to proceed to terminal 4 via the tram, terminal 6 via the bus, terminal 1 via a taxi. 6. So, Jon was naked. What thoughts ran through your head? All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy. 7. Why did Reichen & Chip have an easier time finding the anchor? They were actually looking for it. Kelly and Jon were looking for people who could direct them to the anchor. 8. Which spill was funnier, Chip driving off the road, or Jon slamming into the wall at the memorial? If ever there was a tie in the history of The Amazing Race, this is it! LMAO at both! 9. In the taxi battle, Jon was offering his driver 100s, while Chip was just offering 50s. Why was Chip so cheap? The cabbie was not a George Clooney or Ashton Kutcher look-alike. 10. What were Phil’s first thoughts when he saw Reichen & Chip heading the the finish line first? My contract says I don't have to hug any of the racers if I don't want to.   Top

trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 08-26-03, 03:11 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" Q: On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? A: Someone finally had the sense to raid Phil's closet and burn everything they saw. Perfect!!!!!   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-31-03, 02:11 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" ditto for me! I would have payed good money on e-bay to have the honour of burning some of those outfits.   Top

PlumBlossom 679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 08-26-03, 01:43 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? Something they don't want the contestants to play with. 2. How bad of a driver is Chip? He is soooo bad that the camera men draw straws and the loser (wearing lots of protective gear) has to ride with him. 3. The Detour was Wing It or Wander It. If the choice of flights in Cairns was worthy of a Detour name, what would you call Dave & Jeff’s choice in comparison to the others? Australia or Arizona 4. Why was Kelly so scared about the Detour? She was afraid Jon would "damage the merchandise". 5. Why did it really take Kelly & Jon longer to get to the right gate at the Tokyo airport? They wanted to take the scenic route. 6. So, Jon was naked. What thoughts ran through your head? NOOOOOO!! 7. Why did Reichen & Chip have an easier time finding the anchor? Their cab driver actually spoke English. 8. Which spill was funnier, Chip driving off the road, or Jon slamming into the wall at the memorial? Decisions...decisions...decisions...They were both so funny, I can't decide. Although, maybe Kelly should have been more concerned about Jon "damaging the merchandise" here. 9. In the taxi battle, Jon was offering his driver 100s, while Chip was just offering 50s. Why was Chip so cheap? Chip needed to save money to buy fruit after the race to take care of his constipation problem. 10. What were Phil’s first thoughts when he saw Reichen & Chip heading to the finish line first? It's a good thing Chip isn't driving. Thanks, Bebo. This was fun. *tips the waitress* an IceCat original   Top

Rothschild 496 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 08-27-03, 09:36 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? Anti Canadian bias. Stall, so nobody could take Air Canada's early morning direct flight to Honolulu from Australia. 2. How bad of a driver is Chip? Hertz, Avis, Thirty, Enterprise, now have his picture posted in their offices as persona non grata. 3. The Detour was Wing It or Wander It. If the choice of flights in Cairns was worthy of a Detour name, what would you call Dave & Jeff’s choice in comparison to the others? Penal dysfunction 4. Why was Kelly so scared about the Detour? Bladder dysfunction 5. Why did it really take Kelly & Jon longer to get to the right gate at the Tokyo airport? Jon flirted with the female airport attendant, instead of the cute male supervisor, who bumped Chip and Reichen to Business class. 6. So, Jon was naked. What thoughts ran through your head? Don't ask, don''t tell. 7. Why did Reichen & Chip have an easier time finding the anchor? They like SEA FOOD. Anchors away, we're in the Navy now !!!!! 8. Which spill was funnier, Chip driving off the road, or Jon slamming into the wall at the memorial? Equal. Chip can take, while Jon can give slamming. . 9. In the taxi battle, Jon was offering his driver 100s, while Chip was just offering 50s. Why was Chip so cheap? He bought film from a Hawaiian park ranger, money tight. 10. What were Phil’s first thoughts when he saw Reichen & Chip heading to the the finish line first? Makeup, NOW !!!! Where's the black cashmere T-neck???   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 08-31-03, 12:32 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" > 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? > Anti Canadian bias. Stall, so nobody could take Air Canada's early morning direct flight to Honolulu from Australia. > I actually think this was a sympathetic move on Jerry Bruckheimer's part. Having to deal with Air Canada's surly check in staff (assuming there were any after all the front line layoffs), last minute schedule and plane changes, lack of food, delays due to blackouts and computer viruses would be too much for any one to take, much less a sleep deprived contestant. This actually gives me an evil idea for TAR 5 -- one of the airports the contestants would have to fly through is Pearson and use one Air Canada or its affiliates to get to the next destination.   Top

kpod 125 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 09-04-03, 11:08 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Hawkeye 10, Finale Style" 1. On Survivor, fire represents life. We were allowed to attend a TAR fire ceremony. What does fire represent on TAR? I swear I could almost hear Phil saying, "On The Amazing Race, fire represents your next clue." 2. How bad of a driver is Chip? Remember back in France when Chip misidentified a gravel shoulder as a parking lot? That was because in the US he's never made it as far as a parking lot without cracking up his car first. 3. The Detour was Wing It or Wander It. If the choice of flights in Cairns was worthy of a Detour name, what would you call Dave & Jeff’s choice in comparison to the others? Fly to HI, or Good-Bye 4. Why was Kelly so scared about the Detour? Jon had already adequately demonstrated his lack of value for his own life in the previous leg. 5. Why did it really take Kelly & Jon longer to get to the right gate at the Tokyo airport? "Are you retarded? How many flights from Tokyo to Hawaii do you think there are?" 6. So, Jon was naked. What thoughts ran through your head? When I first saw it in the previews: "Okay how much were the producers paying him for this ratings stunt?" When he was chipping at the rock in the buff: "Aw, wouldn't it be a shame if the chisel SLIPPED!!! ... NOONAN!!!" (Early MST3K joke, don't ask.) 7. Why did Reichen & Chip have an easier time finding the anchor? It's not really well understood, other than it involves pheromones. 8. Which spill was funnier, Chip driving off the road, or Jon slamming into the wall at the memorial? Jon's spill wins by a head, but Debra and Steve were never challenged as the pratfall champs of this race. 9. In the taxi battle, Jon was offering his driver 100s, while Chip was just offering 50s. Why was Chip so cheap? He'd heard that heavy tipping was a gay stereotype. 10. What were Phil’s first thoughts when he saw Reichen & Chip heading the the finish line first? "Now let's see, which one of them is Chip again?" Decent season despite it all. I'd certainly rather see a TAR 5 than a Big Brother 5 (or 4 for that matter).   Top

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