LAST EDITED ON 02-14-13 AT 10:58 PM (EST)Contestant Gufu: Reynold - Don’t come to Survivor looking for a girlfriend (Allie). It’s like going to PETA looking for a steak. Your problem seems to be that you still dont' realize that God gave men a penis & a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Contestant Gufu: Francesca - You Rock! (and how did that rock taste by the way?). Or maybe I should say you go girl! (and Boy or boy did you go). You now hold the very distinctive record as the only person to be voted off Survivor 1st in your only two appearances.
Contestant Gufu: Shamar & Matt - Come on Guys, it's no use getting your undies in a wad over what should come 1st (Shelter or Fire). Their are enough people wandering around (making premature alliances) that could be deligated to help you do both.
Contestant Gufu: Cochran - How in the heck did you manage to get that sunburned in one day?
Production Gufu: Casting of the Favorites - This is the best you could do? This could be the most disfunctional group of people I have ever seen in a Survivor season EVER. (Hantz, Cochran, Phillip, Francesca, etc.).