Contestant: Brandon for being such a fvckwad that his tribe didn't even COMPETE. That is...beyond unprecedented.Contestant II: Even acknowledging Brandon after he poured out the rice and beans - or threatened to.
Production: Casting of Brandon.
Production II: Whoever let Brandon off his meds.
Reproduction: Brandon's parents giving birth to Brandon.
Reproduction II: Brandon's grandparents giving birth to Brandon's father and uncles. Seriously. I'd erase Russell from seasons 19 and 20 if it meant we got rid of his pinhead nephew and brother(s). And I include Brandon's father.
(Yes, I know two winning tribes went to TC by choice - Fiji and One World had them - but at least they TRIED and then later changed their mind due to a desire to keep their camp or being complete morons. This? Not even competing? Absolutely atrocious.)
Also, I wouldn't even have acknowledged Brandon's presence after that. Clearly the two written, unbreakable, cardinal rules are: Don't assault anyone, and don't conspire to share the money. Right below that? Don't mess with sustenance. Someone who poured out my rice and beans? Dead. To. Me.
Brandon would be dangerous. He'd be the one the where the broadcaster uses his first, middle and last names. -suzzee