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09-11-12, 10:58 AM (EST)
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18. "Katie Hanson"
Former Miss Delaware, Another suit filler... uhhm seat filler?

This should be fun. I've never filled out a suit like this before.
studying criminal justice & wants to be a state trooper?

tag line?
Pull over honey.

Two men are driving through Deleware when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with her nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.

The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"

The cop answers, "You're in Deleware honey. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."

The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. She gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.

The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, "I wish that Son-of-a-B*tch would've tried that sh*t with me!"

Yep; expect lots of cop jokes this season.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 "Be The Survivor"- Philippines: S25...   RollDdice     09-07-12       
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   suzzee     09-07-12     1  
     RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   suzzee     09-07-12     2  
     Alternate Lisa tags.   Estee     09-07-12     3  
         RE: Alternate Lisa tags.   suzzee     09-07-12     4  
     Lisa   tribephyl     09-07-12     7  
         RE: Lisa   suzzee     09-08-12     9  
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   byoffer     09-07-12     5  
     RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   RollDdice     09-07-12     6  
     Michael   tribephyl     09-07-12     8  
         RE: Michael   suzzee     09-08-12     10  
     RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   PepeLePew13     09-08-12     11  
   Raunchy Poop Scoopers   kingfish     09-09-12     12  
     RE: Raunchy Poop Scoopers   kingfish     09-09-12     13  
     The Raunchy Girls   tribephyl     09-09-12     14  
         RE: The Raunchy Girls   kingfish     09-09-12     15  
     Yoink   suzzee     09-11-12     16  
   Rolly!   suzzee     09-11-12     17  
   Katie Hanson   jbug     09-11-12     18  
     RE: Katie Hanson   byoffer     09-11-12     19  
         RE: Katie Hanson   jbug     09-11-12     22  
     Katie   tribephyl     09-11-12     20  
         RE: Katie   jbug     09-11-12     21  
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   woeisme1     09-15-12     23  
     RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   jbug     09-16-12     24  
         RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   kingfish     09-16-12     25  
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   Scarlett O Hara     09-19-12     26  
     Abi   tribephyl     09-19-12     32  
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   byoffer     09-19-12     27  
     Hey Scupin   suzzee     09-19-12     29  
         LOL   jbug     09-19-12     30  
             RE: LOL   byoffer     09-19-12     31  
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   Molaholic     09-19-12     28  
     Jeff K and the Snuffer   tribephyl     09-19-12     33  
         RE: Jeff K and the Snuffer   Molaholic     09-19-12     35  
   RE: "Be The Survivor"- Philippines:...   Scarlett O Hara     09-19-12     34  
   Jeff's Shirt   Travel_Queen     09-20-12     36  
     Jeff's Shirt   tribephyl     09-20-12     38  
   RE: "TC Jury Bench'   caseymagoo     09-20-12     37  
     Jury Bench   tribephyl     09-20-12     39  
         RE: Jury Bench   caseymagoo     09-20-12     40  
   Denise Stapley   MissMyth     09-23-12     41  
     Denise Stapley   tribephyl     09-23-12     42  
         RE: Denise Stapley   MissMyth     09-23-12     43  
   Siggie Request   suzzee     09-28-12     44  
     CoconutGallery   tribephyl     09-28-12     45  
         RE: CoconutGallery   suzzee     10-01-12     46  

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