I'm back, and will be the A number one super accurate spoiler again. However I was so accurate last year that maybe we should move this from Bashers to Spoilers?
It's OK; it'll be alright right where it is?
OK. As long as everyone is game. Lurkers, beware!
The Raunchy Girl Island Spies (Scoopers of the latest Poop) will return with their chopped Vespa Hogs and will be roaming the Philippine jungle. They will use their feminine wiles on the production crews and native wildlife as required to get the inside dope. And, yes, to get dope inside them, they are cutely incorrigible.
They will do raunchy girl tricks, perform raunchy girl shows, sell raunchy girl tee shirts and crotch-less panties (this gig ainít cheap, folks, especially with my refreshment bill), teach a few classes in Vespa Maintenance, torture any Exec. Prod. personnel thay can capture, and pick a few video tapes and emails from bewildered, bemused, and quite frankly, star struck, crew pockets.