close your eyes and imagine the public reaction if the twins had still been on the course when we hit that Roadblock.

Forgive my ignorance, but...why?

Clap Excellent location. Possible future site of a vacation in the future for that leg alone.

Clap The Detour half involving the POS stick-shift cars and cones. It looked like drag racing meeting the American driver's test.

Slap The other half of the Detour sucked.

Withheld Slap I thought for sure this would be a U-Turn leg based on the proximity of the Detour options. Glad to see it wasn't.

No hand movement The overall absurdity of the "shemozzle race" was amusing and a col thing to do, but it looked kind of poorly organized.

Right hook If Dave and Conner were going to quit, they would have quit by now. Don't even start with the whole "will they or won't they?" spiel. The only things bumping them off are elimination or further injury.

Flying suplex So Team Mullet screwed up with their choice of flight and are required to pay for it what...what exactly?