Moe de'Info here with little Leif sized tidbits of inside spoiler info for you this week, lovingly gathered from overheard jungle grapevine. And flung to you with the finesse developed over years of shit slinging by my simian agents on One World.

This week had my Raunchy Girls giggling their cute little fannies off. Men can be so stupid, and this leads me to my discussion of a course taught at the Raunchy School for the Really Raunchy Girls . It is here and no where else where frisky girls can learn without any obfuscation that men are stupid in general and especially where Raunchy women are concerned. How a wiggle of the booty, a shimmy of the shake, a nip slip and a boner lap dance can loosen what brains they have, and with it their cash. This is taught in Men are Stupid 101.

In the second course, Men are Stupid 102, my girls are taught what it takes to separate men from their wives, children, inheritance, life insurance, and 401Ks. The techniques are a bit graphic, let's just say that there is a fun side to it for the girls and that it takes dedication and a lot of practice with German Sausages (Vienna sausages for Leif) and all-day suckers.

This year a new course, inspired by Survivor One World, is "Men are Stupid 103, and will instruct the girls in "The Cult of Colton" philosophy. Which will be to rid their circles of Comedians and black people, because because they irritate Colton. Although gay, Colton is from Alabama, where gay people try to make sure that there are at least two levels of subhumans (comedians and black people) for them to be superior to. Since Men really are stupid, this might be a winning tactic.

Here are the latest inside spoilers, guaranteed to be accurate and you can take that to the coconut bank.

Spoiler #1: Just in case anyone doubted that my spoilers were real and accurate and were the scourge of the Survivor editors, just check out their reaction to my demand last week that they do something interesting. They had one team fight to win immunity, then give it to the other team and volunteer to go to TC.

The next time that I see the show sliding into boredom and the audience switching to watch "The Turtleman", I'll suggest a challenge more along the lines of what my Raunchy Girls do to amuse themselves. That should bring the ratings up.

Spoiler #2: And this will shock and awe you where you stand, EPMB did not cast the men based for their intelligence. I know what you're thinking. No!! it's just not possible that those cut physics could be so devoid of brains, that Bill and Leif, each thinking that they were the likely bootees could agree with the rest of the men to go to TC after winning immunity, and that the others would willingly give themselves a one person penalty in the game.

But, unbelievable as it seems, this will happen.

EPMB is evil, and his casting strategy is much too diabolical for mortal man to devine.

Spoiler #3: A gay man from Alabama who thinks that his having an African-American maid is "having Black people in his life" and that that makes him not a racist. Can anyone say "Hello Hildy". We will also learn that comedians are low lifes, not worthy of being on a tribe with unemployed college students whose greatest claim to fame is an exaggerated head roll.

Kill Bill!

Spoiler #4: Tarzan will raise his hand at TC and interject one of his patented nonsensical opinions that actually says nothing and will peter off as he runs out of steam. Jiffy will allow him to meander thru his nonthought with eyes begging him to make sense, and then come to his tent at the end of TC. Jiffy wants to tryout Tarzan's wiener slinger, it seems.

Spoiler #5: We now know what came in that box in the men's camp.

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