Old Salami: Or whoever on their tribe told Tarzan he wasn't allowed to have coffee because he didn't win it. This is the merge, and the game is called One World. Also, not good for jury good will assuming old Menudo gets Pagonged.
Tarzan: I believe you that it wasn't poop on that man-thong, but two things. First of all, no one wants any more attention focused on your man-thong. Second of all, all the crap coming out of you was spewing from your mouth. Not wise at all. In fact, just shut the fvck up.
Jonas: Where exactly was the desire to vote Michael off coming from? He didn't fare well at the challenge, and no one's brought up his name before. If you're still hung up on voting with the "vote out the muscle" brigade, then you are dumb.
I realize challenges are usually exempt from gufus, but whoever decided to send Leif out to dig the hole...the smallest person with the smallest hand who digs the smallest hole and has the biggest problem with it? Really?
Production: It's looking crazy now, but please do something about this ever-season Pagonging.