Argfa...eight stupid males. Cast from the bottom of the stupid barrel. At least Matt the attorney can say he had nothing to do with this.
Menudo tribe: For everything. For overblowing what Leif said to Bill. For listening to Colton. For inventing a new way to throw a challenge. For that debacle at Tribal Council. I was going to name the women the Facepalm tribe, but the men have out-facepalmed them.
Colton: For claiming he has black friends like...oh, his housekeeper. Right. "I'm not racist; I watch color TV." Being gay doesn't get you out of being a bigot. You can still be racist, height-ist, and, most noticeably, classist. Colton definitely belongs in the faction of the Republican party that worships Rush Limbaugh, still thinks Obama was born in Kenya, and, frankly, was calling for America to be turned into a totalitarian theocracy back when Bush ran the show but hates government now that their guy isn't in charge. Do the world a favor and just go away, you annoying turd.
Bill: If you don't want to go home, fight a little harder and keep the idol.
Tarzan: Stay on topic. Please. Race was only a small factor in the Bill-Colton blow-up. Your rant was well-intentioned but totally unnecessary.
Menudo again: I thought we dealt with the whole race thing already. Didn't you bozos see Phillip drop the n-word in Redemption Island? Sheesh. Some fights don't need to be relived. We spend 24 seasons trying to prove that, in Survivor, like in most team sports, the only colors that matter are the ones associated with the teams, and then a few bozos come and screw it all up.
Production: Jiffy got it wrong again - this is the second time, not the first time, a team went to tribal after a win. Moto gave up immunity in Fiji in order to keep their camp, although at least they had that as a motivation. Menudo, a.k.a. the world's worst negotiators, gave up theirs for nothing.
Memo to all the gold-diggers out there: There are eight guys on the Menudo tribe who would love to be taken for all they're worth.