LAST EDITED ON 02-15-12 AT 04:51 PM (EST)

One World! One Heart! Let’s get together and snark all night. Okay, now that Bob Marley’s dreadlocks are rolling in his grave, we can get on to this season where the gimmick consists of eliminating the gimmicks.

Celebrate the elimination of segregation with both tribes living on one beach. Witness the sinking of Recycle Island. Enjoy all the fun when Survivor S24 premieres Wednesday, February 15, 2012.

Kingfish and suzzee are on high alert and I’ve asked tribe to design the siggies.

The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell, we’re very accepting of cosplay here) and suggest your own tagline.

Here’s the cast:

Manono Tribe

Bill Posley – Apparently he’s a funny man and wants to push his mind and body to the limit.
Matt Quinlan – Attorney at Law who plans to play a “bold, evolved and innovative game.” Yeah, right.
Colton Cumbie – His name sounds like a dessert at Dairy Queen, but he’s looking for a boyfriend.
caseymagoo: Greg Smith, M.D. – A 64-year-old, keyboard playing, wrestling plastic surgeon. Almost too much parody material for one person to bear.
agman: Jay Byars – A professional model on Survivor? What’re the odds?
Jonas Otsuji – He's a Sushi Chef who lives in Utah, so he’s accustomed to disappointment and pain.
qwertypie: Leif Manson – Draws blood for a living. It’s a short draw.
Michael Jefferson – He’s “funny and flirty with the ladies”. Of course, that’s code for drama.
Troy Robertson – “Troyzan”. Swimsuit photographer without a camera. Hope he has a sketchbook and a piece of charcoal from the fire.

Salani

michel: Alicia Rosa – Special Ed Teacher. She’ll be giving the rest of the cast their “time outs”.
Chelsea Meissner – A medical sales rep, she will be very upset when her little wheelie drug sample cart get stuck in the sand.
Christina Cha – “CBS needs a funny, goofy and cute Asian girl!” She’s never heard of The Chenbot?
Kat Edorsson – According to the “Survivor Spotlight” she’s never had a PE class in her life.
suzzee: Kimberly Spradlin – She’s a bridal shop owner so she’s used to fighting and tantrums.
foonermints: Kourtney Moon – She’s a “motorcycle repair person” who’s hiding tattoos in the PR picture. Is she yet another Hantz spawn?
jbug: Monica Culpepper – Ex-NFL player’s wife. She thinks she’s starring on “The Real Hutwives of Samoa”.
Nina Acosta – Retired Law Enforcement Officer. No sign that she’s a hairy gay man… yet.
Sabrina Thompson – A high school teacher from Brooklyn, she’s planning to bring her own machete.

Staff
EPMP – RollDdice, but you can call me Roll or Dice or Roll the Dice. jbug can call me Rolly if it's an overwhelming compulsion.
Scarlett O Hara “Jiffy Pop” Probst

AssortedFlora & Fauna
suzzee: Sunken Retirement Redemption Island
suzzee: "The Neutral Zone"

Show Stuff
Molaholic: Jiffy's Snuffer
HII

Other Stuff I haven’t even thought of:
kingfish (Duh!)MissyPissy SenorPissario, MissyPissaria and her cast of thousands. Moe de'Info - Island Eye