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05-18-01, 09:15 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: For Misty and Liza & all the gi..."
Mother Dalton understands the WISDOM of some
females breeding and some NOT -- the WISDOM of
some females choosing ONLY the best examples of
males available to breed with or not.

Dalton (aka: MN) has BIRTHED litters of puppies, kittens,
piglets, cardinals, chickens, canaries, tropical fish, and
helped with BIRTHING cows, horses and one deer & a raccoon.

I personally gave birth to my son in 1:36 ---cause
I had the lazy kid by "induced labor" on Appointment
.....I was sitting
up in my labor room in complete make-up, hair styled,
smoking a cigarette, checking my watch and chatting
with the assorted kith&kin....when Ooops, I had 3
labor pains in 10 minutes and the Dr. said:
"Everybody who AIN'T giving birth; get the
hell out of here now!"
Dalton believes in natural all the way Jose.....but
shhhh, don't tell; they gave me whiffs of laughing gas
and the whole experience was like a really funny experience.
Five hours later I was walking around carrying my baby and trying to make crowd in my room go home for cripes sake.

And Lisa....when Dalton thought she was SO SMART....married
3 years, have a 3 year old son --- We inherited two nieces
and a nephew. BAM!! POW!! I am the Mother of FOUR kids
and I am only 12 years older than the eldest; gave birth
to the baby; and am 12 years younger and STUPIDER than the
Mother they lost. That part of "mothering" is hard sh!t!!!

Note: SherpaDave, in his app. said married; said 2 young
kids; but said SQUAT about "wonderful wife" <wink:hint>

How about a Reward Challenge be each Team can "Birth" a
giraffe baby.....the team that does the calmest, nicest
job and gets the baby standing first WINS!!! Now that's
entertainment.....

Meanwhile GIRLS....start hiding all the extra goodies we
are going to need....anybody notice the Clown gave GT
a "SoapBox"....but we didn't get a friggin mirror!!!!

This "WALL" crapola is truly going to work...you moron!!
NOT even a little. Suggestion to all concerned how to
get your initial "screwing the clown/producer/boss"
accomplished.....Hell, Dalton just private emailed hers!!!

Bye,
Dalton M. Nature
"Ooooooh, I hear laughter in the rain..."

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Let's meet the ladies of Shakesvivo...   shakes the clown     05-17-01       
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   dangerkitty     05-17-01     1  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   Drive My Car     05-17-01     2  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   mistofleas     05-17-01     3  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   George Tirebiter     05-17-01     4  
     RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   VampKira     05-18-01     5  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   Superman     05-18-01     6  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   Cherberrie     05-18-01     7  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   ItzLisa     05-18-01     8  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   SherpaDave     05-18-01     9  
     shakes' role   AyatollahKhomeini     05-18-01     10  
         RE: shakes' role   dangerkitty     05-18-01     11  
         RE: shakes' role   desert_rhino     05-18-01     12  
             RE: shakes' role   dangerkitty     05-18-01     13  
                 RE: "about 15 seconds"   PokeyOkie     05-20-01     58  
     RE: SherpaDave has a good idea!!!   Dalton     05-18-01     14  
         RE: SherpaDave has a good idea!!!   SherpaDave     05-18-01     15  
         RE: SherpaDave has a good idea!!!   dangerkitty     05-18-01     16  
         Dalton makes sense   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     17  
             RE: Dalton makes sense   SherpaDave     05-18-01     18  
                 RE: Dalton makes sense   ItzLisa     05-18-01     20  
                     RE: Dalton makes sense   SherpaDave     05-18-01     23  
                         RE: eating=conjugal   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     26  
             RE: Dalton makes sense   Dalton     05-18-01     19  
                 RE: Dalton makes sense   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     21  
                     RE: Dalton makes sense   desert_rhino     05-18-01     22  
                     RE: Dalton makes sense   ItzLisa     05-18-01     24  
                         It's all in how you approach it, It...   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     28  
                             Reactions   AyatollahKhomeini     05-19-01     47  
                                 RE: Reactions   George Tirebiter     05-19-01     49  
                                     Thinking like a lawyer   AyatollahKhomeini     05-19-01     50  
                                         RE: Thinking like a lawyer   George Tirebiter     05-19-01     52  
                     RE: Dalton makes sense   SherpaDave     05-18-01     25  
                         You TOO, Sherpa????   ItzLisa     05-18-01     27  
                             RE: You TOO, Sherpa????   SherpaDave     05-18-01     29  
                                 RE: You TOO, Sherpa????   mistofleas     05-18-01     30  
                                     RE: You TOO, Sherpa????   SherpaDave     05-18-01     31  
                                         RE: You TOO, Sherpa????   mistofleas     05-18-01     33  
                                     RE: For Misty and Liza & all the gi...   Dalton     05-18-01     41  
                                 Kids, huh?   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     34  
                                     RE: Kids, huh?   SherpaDave     05-18-01     36  
                     Labor Stories   Kismet     05-20-01     56  
                         RE: Labor Stories   Riordan     05-20-01     57  
                             It doesn't HAVE to hurt, people!   George Tirebiter     05-20-01     59  
         let the bashing begin (we'll start ...   shakes the clown     05-18-01     35  
             RE: let the bashing begin   dangerkitty     05-18-01     37  
                 Terminology   AyatollahKhomeini     05-18-01     39  
                 RE: let the bashing begin   ItzLisa     05-18-01     42  
             RE: let the bashing begin (we'll st...   SherpaDave     05-18-01     38  
             RE: let the bashing begin (we'll st...   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     40  
             Did anyone else just get chills?   Kismet     05-18-01     43  
   RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes...   Mon Cherie     05-18-01     32  
   Naive?   Drive My Car     05-18-01     44  
     RE: Naive? Sadly, not.   George Tirebiter     05-18-01     45  
         An FZ theme for shakes?   AyatollahKhomeini     05-19-01     46  
             RE: An FZ theme for shakes?   George Tirebiter     05-19-01     48  
             RE: For AyaK & GT......   Dalton     05-19-01     51  
                 RE: For AyaK & GT......   George Tirebiter     05-19-01     53  
                     Shakesvivor?   AyatollahKhomeini     05-19-01     54  
                         RE: Shakesvivor?   George Tirebiter     05-20-01     60  
                     Apologies for being out of it, but ...   Outfrontgirl     05-19-01     55  
   Archives? Not yet   AyatollahKhomeini     06-17-01     61  
     Wrong!   AyaK     08-13-02     62  

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