Mother Dalton understands the WISDOM of some
females breeding and some NOT -- the WISDOM of
some females choosing ONLY the best examples of
males available to breed with or not.
Dalton (aka: MN) has BIRTHED litters of puppies, kittens,
piglets, cardinals, chickens, canaries, tropical fish, and
helped with BIRTHING cows, horses and one deer & a raccoon.
I personally gave birth to my son in 1:36 ---cause
I had the lazy kid by "induced labor" on Appointment
.....I was sitting
up in my labor room in complete make-up, hair styled,
smoking a cigarette, checking my watch and chatting
with the assorted kith&kin....when Ooops, I had 3
labor pains in 10 minutes and the Dr. said:
"Everybody who AIN'T giving birth; get the
hell out of here now!"
Dalton believes in natural all the way Jose.....but
shhhh, don't tell; they gave me whiffs of laughing gas
and the whole experience was like a really funny experience.
Five hours later I was walking around carrying my baby and trying to make crowd in my room go home for cripes sake.
And Lisa....when Dalton thought she was SO SMART....married
3 years, have a 3 year old son --- We inherited two nieces
and a nephew. BAM!! POW!! I am the Mother of FOUR kids
and I am only 12 years older than the eldest; gave birth
to the baby; and am 12 years younger and STUPIDER than the
Mother they lost. That part of "mothering" is hard sh!t!!!
Note: SherpaDave, in his app. said married; said 2 young
kids; but said SQUAT about "wonderful wife" <wink:hint>
How about a Reward Challenge be each Team can "Birth" a
giraffe baby.....the team that does the calmest, nicest
job and gets the baby standing first WINS!!! Now that's
Meanwhile GIRLS....start hiding all the extra goodies we
are going to need....anybody notice the Clown gave GT
a "SoapBox"....but we didn't get a friggin mirror!!!!
This "WALL" crapola is truly going to work...you moron!!
NOT even a little. Suggestion to all concerned how to
get your initial "screwing the clown/producer/boss"
accomplished.....Hell, Dalton just private emailed hers!!!
Dalton M. Nature
"Ooooooh, I hear laughter in the rain..."