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"Let's meet the ladies of Shakesvivo..."
George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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05-18-01, 04:57 PM (EST)
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28. "It's all in how you approach it, It..." |
Actually, it does make good ammuition here--but it wasn't such a big deal at the time. First kid was breech, and although he was already coming down the chute, they panicked and forced a c-section on us (cuz that's how those lousy male-dominated, uptight doctor-types are. . .), and we just didn't want to go through their scene again. I was safe and sane about it (and would've called for help, it something scary came up)--got a midwives' handbook, kept positively anal prenatal records, took prenatal vites. And since I never exected it to hurt (I'm still waiting for those labor pains), it was more like a really intense acid trip (heavy on the sex), only I couldn't enjoy it too much, because I was in charge. . . Cranked her out in 2 hours, start to finish! The worst part was that we had to go to an abortion clinic to get a shot of RhoGam the next day (Rh neg), because no one else could accept that we'd done it without a "professional."And no, I didn't get a lunch receipt--but I remember that I had a huge thing of bean dip and chips, and a pitcher of iced tea. And--a wheelbarrow, Itz? Brought back one of my favorite Kliban comics (Ted was the hit of the beach with his BIG BALLS!--rear view of Ted, who can't begin to get his feet in the same neighborhood. . .) GT
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Let's meet the ladies of Shakesvivo... |
shakes the clown |
05-17-01 |
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RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
dangerkitty |
05-17-01 |
1 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
Drive My Car |
05-17-01 |
2 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
mistofleas |
05-17-01 |
3 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
George Tirebiter |
05-17-01 |
4 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
VampKira |
05-18-01 |
5 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
Superman |
05-18-01 |
6 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
Cherberrie |
05-18-01 |
7 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
ItzLisa |
05-18-01 |
8 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
9 |
shakes' role |
AyatollahKhomeini |
05-18-01 |
10 |
RE: shakes' role |
dangerkitty |
05-18-01 |
11 |
RE: shakes' role |
desert_rhino |
05-18-01 |
12 |
RE: shakes' role |
dangerkitty |
05-18-01 |
13 |
RE: "about 15 seconds" |
PokeyOkie |
05-20-01 |
58 |
RE: SherpaDave has a good idea!!! |
Dalton |
05-18-01 |
14 |
RE: SherpaDave has a good idea!!! |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
15 |
RE: SherpaDave has a good idea!!! |
dangerkitty |
05-18-01 |
16 |
Dalton makes sense |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
17 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
18 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
ItzLisa |
05-18-01 |
20 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
23 |
RE: eating=conjugal |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
26 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
Dalton |
05-18-01 |
19 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
21 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
desert_rhino |
05-18-01 |
22 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
ItzLisa |
05-18-01 |
24 |
It's all in how you approach it, It... |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
28 |
Reactions |
AyatollahKhomeini |
05-19-01 |
47 |
RE: Reactions |
George Tirebiter |
05-19-01 |
49 |
Thinking like a lawyer |
AyatollahKhomeini |
05-19-01 |
50 |
RE: Thinking like a lawyer |
George Tirebiter |
05-19-01 |
52 |
RE: Dalton makes sense |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
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You TOO, Sherpa???? |
ItzLisa |
05-18-01 |
27 |
RE: You TOO, Sherpa???? |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
29 |
RE: You TOO, Sherpa???? |
mistofleas |
05-18-01 |
30 |
RE: You TOO, Sherpa???? |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
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RE: You TOO, Sherpa???? |
mistofleas |
05-18-01 |
33 |
RE: For Misty and Liza & all the gi... |
Dalton |
05-18-01 |
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Kids, huh? |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
34 |
RE: Kids, huh? |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
36 |
Labor Stories |
Kismet |
05-20-01 |
56 |
RE: Labor Stories |
Riordan |
05-20-01 |
57 |
It doesn't HAVE to hurt, people! |
George Tirebiter |
05-20-01 |
59 |
let the bashing begin (we'll start ... |
shakes the clown |
05-18-01 |
35 |
RE: let the bashing begin |
dangerkitty |
05-18-01 |
37 |
Terminology |
AyatollahKhomeini |
05-18-01 |
39 |
RE: let the bashing begin |
ItzLisa |
05-18-01 |
42 |
RE: let the bashing begin (we'll st... |
SherpaDave |
05-18-01 |
38 |
RE: let the bashing begin (we'll st... |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
40 |
Did anyone else just get chills? |
Kismet |
05-18-01 |
43 |
RE: Let's meet the ladies of Shakes... |
Mon Cherie |
05-18-01 |
32 |
Naive? |
Drive My Car |
05-18-01 |
44 |
RE: Naive? Sadly, not. |
George Tirebiter |
05-18-01 |
45 |
An FZ theme for shakes? |
AyatollahKhomeini |
05-19-01 |
46 |
RE: An FZ theme for shakes? |
George Tirebiter |
05-19-01 |
48 |
RE: For AyaK & GT...... |
Dalton |
05-19-01 |
51 |
RE: For AyaK & GT...... |
George Tirebiter |
05-19-01 |
53 |
Shakesvivor? |
AyatollahKhomeini |
05-19-01 |
54 |
RE: Shakesvivor? |
George Tirebiter |
05-20-01 |
60 |
Apologies for being out of it, but ... |
Outfrontgirl |
05-19-01 |
55 |
Archives? Not yet |
AyatollahKhomeini |
06-17-01 |
61 |
Wrong! |
AyaK |
08-13-02 |
62 |
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