Which I'm going to get to right after this:
>Y'know... I was REALLY looking forward
>to watching Mad Dalt on
>the show. The burning
>question in my mind was
>whether or not she'd remove
>her teeth for the "Eat
>the Worm" challenge.
****Whoa Up there Dave!! For all you nerds/geeks/fanatics
peeps who DON'T know...Dalton is 5'5"; 108 lbs; good teeth;
dark hair/eyes....Think Natalie Woods/Audrey Hepburn 40-ISH!!
>But then, I began to wonder...
>what role precisely is Shakes
>playing here? Is he
****Well of course the Clown is Burn-it; IF Burn-it is GOD!!
This is well demonstrated by the fact that Dalton has never
posted anything admiring or PRO--Stacy Stillman!! Uck, spit
that girl should have read the damn fine print BUT the CLOWN
already has HER listed as my "hero".
> Is he Jiffy?
> Is he both?
>Here's why I ask:
>if he's Burn-it, wouldn't Dalton
>make the best damned host
>you ever saw? She
>would just flay the skin
>off the contestants with her
>questions at Tribal Councils.
>Can anyone imagine a better
>host (assuming, of course, that
>Shakes would be off the
>So, Shakes... who is Jiffy?
****Here is the GOOD part.....Dalton has training and experience in being....wait for it.....MOTHER NATURE!!! Descending from
the heavens only for Challenges and Tribal Councils.
I can make it RAIN....do Thunder darn well....little fires like
burning bushes are a speciality....Animals will come to me and eat out of my hand....I can SMELL water....and sand storms/tornados sometimes follow me on a parallel path.
Mother Nature is not cruel SHE is simply pragmatic!! Human
animals who do not worship the Sun, the Wind, the Soil,
the Moon and the Water will NOT SURVIVE.
Mother Nature looks on with compassion (but regret is just a
silly waste of time) and restlessness (with the lapses in
efficiency) at the progress known as "thining the herd"....
Mother Nature is MOST Unforgiving of Stupidity (as in: oops,
it's dead; somebody eat it or bury it.)
Dalton would make a much better Mother Nature ---- as in you
guys play the friggin game then bring it to the TC and EXPLAIN
YOURSELVES TO M.N. (hehehehe).
BESIDES SHAKES.....GT and DALTON sure as HELL don't want to
be in your show if we have to be on DIFFERENT TEAMS and if
you put the TWO of us on the SAME TEAM.....well we would...
ooooooh, just never ya mind. NOTE: I'm ONLY speaking for
ME.....but I bet that's how GT feels too.
So....please DK or Cher or Vamp....somebody TALK to the damn
CLOWN.....before this goes any further.
PS. As Mother Nature....I could whip up some terrific "Rewards" for the weekly winners....How would ya like to spend the night
in a big male OR female Orang's bed of leaves; 90 feet above the ground in a canopy of lush trees; and the vine swinging is to die for. Young Bull Elephant Herds are a fun place to hang out. Hunting with a pack of cheetahs is thrilling.