*ding*ding* Pirates to the quarterdeck!
*urp*

Okay...looks like we actually have a theme this week. It's called "Your Ambition". Sooo....Let's let Christa lead it off...

Christa: I want my daughter to win the money. That's my ambition.

Okay. Ummm..I hate to be the one to tell you but your daughter is NOT on the show. And as clearly stated in the rules there will be no sharing of the prize money. Next?

Jay: To win, of course.

Yo. Jay. You gotta stop giving away the ending away. We're only 5 episodes in and you keep spoiling the ending. Knock it off or we'll have to change our time-slot to ... NEVER.

Nessa: Flirting. Boys. Flirting. Boys. Did I mention Flirting with boys?

See... that was easy, right?

Sean: Almost as easy as she herself is.

Ouch. Nice one Sean.

*urp*
So Sean, what's your ambition?

Sean: To be outpirated by a slut.

MB? Can we make that happen?

MB: Just keep to the script Daddo.

Okay....Well, I've got a crappy ambitious story for you. It stars a faux-celebrity poker player and his ambition to confuse pirates by using playing cards as clues. Sadly it didn't work and the RedTeam pirates succeeded in nabbing the big hand and dethroning Cap'n Louie.

Okay red guys? Who would you like to lead you in this weeks PC?

Laurel: I vote to install Cap'n Amsterdam and his merry bunch of spotted dicks.

Sounds great folks *urp* Boy, I really need to start staying on a boat because everytime I get here I start getting seasick...*uhhhh* Pardon *URF*. Ahem, okay. I'm gonna go away for a bit. You guys discuss what you want to do for the rest of the show.
I'm gonna go hurl, and re-discuss my contract with MB to see if we can't find an Australian Chen-Bot to take over for me. That's my ambition. *urp* ....

*A mere 5 hours later*
Productorial page: Ummm....Mr Daddo? You're needed on the Barque.
Great Emu droppings. I'm really not feeling so well. We didn't find a robot to replace me?
Productorial page: We're still looking into it. I did bring some dramamine... here you go, bottoms up.

*gulpgulpgulp*urp*

Allrighty Pirates. *sways to left* whoa...*holds onto starboard railing* Let's get this over with quicklike. Ummm Who got black marks? Okay. Laurel. Safe. It's between Sean and Louie. If Sean spent some money he could be safe. If not, Louie, you will be safe.
Looks like Nessa splurged on a big bag of nothing so...*urp*
SorryseanyouhavebeencutadriftAlasIhardlymissye'! *runs off screen*

You can call me Daddo.