LAST EDITED ON 11-06-11 AT 06:17 PM (EST)Hola Hola, we meet again. It is I Senor Pissario, and it is you, the ultimate in raunchy fans. And of course the ladies of the Raunchy School for Ill Behaving Ladies and their lackeys. Of which I am one.
We are here to entertain you, and up first is the lovely and ever Raunchy Lola Sissypuss and her magic disappearing ping pong ball act. Now you see them, and (fffsst) now you don't. Where did they go? Is it slight of hand? Or perhaps something else? It's not up her sleeve (she has nothing on), so, did she swallow them? Did she pass them on to a assistant Cabana boytoy? We'll never know because a magician doesn't reveal her secrets, especially if, like all of our girls, she has so few secrets left to reveal.
Thank you, Lola, that was very mysterious.
Next is Candy Carnale, the sword swallower. Again, without the benefit of mirrors, clothing, or any fakery, she will attempt to swallow a 24 inch long sword. Whole. And then she will spit it out. You might think that this would be difficult for her, and maybe it is, but it is a trick she works very hard to perfect. She practices every night for hours on end.
Thank you Candy, that was very deep. And penetrating. And thought provoking. Que Profundo!
And, in addition to a show, we also have the latest spoilers, fresh from the Toucan's beak, and Toucan is not code for *Hantz, in case you were thinking that, which I don't know why you would because it isn't, but just in case you were, it isn't.
Got it? Get it! And now...
Spoiler #1: Albert, the Dating Coach, tries to set up John "I'm not a Girl" Cock-run up with Jim "Doobie Boy" Rice. However he still insists, contrary to all evidence, that he is not a girl, and that henceforth he demands to be called "RatFink Boy".
Jim doesn't really care, he has the munchies.
Spoiler #2: Coach tells Edna to climb out of his butt for a while and give him a massage. He says that during his last meditation, God told him to tell her to do that.
Spoiler #3: The next Challenge will be an act-off, Coach will be Juliet, and Brandon will be Romeo. However Coach will win their heat when Brandon gets tongue-tied when be starts looking at Coach's pecs. After the contest Brandon will fashion a scourge out of palm branches and give himself forty lashes for his moral shortcomings, but Coach will totally get how Brandon could idolize his pecs. After all, it's just one more way his honesty and integrity shine thru.
Spoiler #4: The tribes are now at the old Savaii campsite. However, the Savaii land crabs have been issued their ration of lice repellent, noting that although they recognise the irony of the situation, they would still rather not get crabs from Brandon.
(*Disclaimer. In case you didn't know, disclaimer means you can't sue me. Nyaaa Nyaaa Nyaaa!)
Tribe made my sig, Tribe can unmake my sig.