Joan: "We are so excited to have the famous Jonnie Cochran coming down the red carpet, Jonnie! Yoo Hoo and here's Jonny!"Cochrun: "Hi Joan, I'm here to accept the award for the biggest movement in Survivor history!"
Joan: "You're not Jonnie Cochran, the Lawyer."
Cochrun: "I will be just as soon as I graduate, beyotch."
Joan: "You're not the African American Jonny Cochran, you're way too pasty and you smell nasty."
Cochrun: No I'm the one that will go down in history for changing the way everyone after me will play Survivor. I'm going to play for myself.
Joan: "You better get off the red carpet, you're leaving a slime trail."
Cochrun: "I'm faking it!"
Joan: "That's what she said."
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