LAST EDITED ON 10-20-11 AT 02:50 PM (EST)

Newsflash: Mark "X Factor" Burnett goes missing
after addressing the student body of the Raunchy Girls School.
It was also noted that several of the students missed the midnight bed check.

A hurriedly scrawled note on the mirror talked of Redemption and hiding out till the smoke cleared. A herd of truffle hunting pigs will set out first light.

Back on Ep 6 Ozzy has a hissy fit and takes his toys to the other side of the rock. Christine nearly sprains her middle finger. Rick (who earlier fell off the radar) states "She flipped us off, golly gosh."

Coach schmoozes the adoring Edna while gathering the other coconuts and then notices that Brandon is going feral.

The Whole Truth (gray areas included)

A True Missy Pissy Hissy Fit:

Ozzy, the self declared Free Agent for the Dolphins is keeping his options open. Then reality hits him >bonk<, “Wait....what….they don’t care? They better care if they want to eat, win, swim, breathe or exist in solid form on my show. Stupid players>pout<.

Savvy: Ozzy is a baaaaaby, sticks his head in graaaavy.

Upullmyfinger: Coach revels <or is that reveals himself> in himself. Again. Except, he struggles with grey areas like lies by omission. It’s a gray area, definitely Coach, not a lie. Like the Amazonian Pygmy attack, gray area. >sigh<

Apparently all Hantz’s have a HI finding gene. Who knew? It’s giving Coach flash-backs, flash-forwards and hot flashes.

Redemption Isle: Christine tells to her old tribe to puck off then proceeds to thrash Elyse showing her what the puck she’s made of. Ozzy thinks to himself that he could take Christine (she should be so lucky); she’s tired and ready to sub-lease her hut to him until he can safely make F3. The seeds of the “Master Plan” are sewn.

In those 15 days Eylse gave her ALL. She’s so proud. Wait…..what?

Rick talks!

Upullmyfinger: Edna finds Coach’s coconuts, Coach promises Edna protection but this could be another gray area, stay tuned.

Savvy: Mr Cameraman slaps Ozzy around settles Ozzy down and tells him to stop being a jerk so Ozzy goes back and makes nice with everyone. Kum-By-Ya ensues.

Immunity and Vacation challenge: Assemble a wagon, race around like drivers ed, take a dump and launch some nuts. Oh the drama. Coach is being himself (dork), Edna, the challenge princess gets to sit out. Drama Drama. Oh what a lovely bunch of coconuts……. Then…..MUTINY on the Slingshot…..Mikayla seals her fate, Edna still is Coach’s +1 and once again the Coach has nothing to do with the loss. Way to put the “I” in team dude. Mama Dawn starts having mouthgasms in preparation for the sliding rocks and Subways.

Savants On vacation:

Ozzy makes sure everyone forgets that he drove the wagon right into a post and got them waaaay behind. Cochran whines and worries about fungus herpes. I wonder if their a$$es are black and blue Kum-By-Ya ensues.

Upullmyfinger: Strategy is the topic, Miss +1 and Mikayla are the targets. The busy bee group Albert, Rick & Sophie wants Coach’s girlfriend out. Coach is outraged that he sucks as a coach and wants the uncoachable Mikayla out and he also isn't above tossing his +1 out of a moving car. gray area alert

We see a rat, then we see Brandon (redundant imaging) grabbing his head and starting to cry, stop talking strategy it pains him. Coach rationalizes the vote and he should stop, it pains me.

Rick is damned either way he votes. He wonders who to follow, the smart kids or a delusional dingbat? Way to go Rick.

Terminal Council:

Apparently Coach stunk up the coconut launch just as bad as Mikayla, she points out that he missed everything but didn’t take himself out of the challenge either. BWAHAHA <burn>.

That whole tribe is delusional for not using their head about that point. Luckily for Coach his little psychopath takes the heat off him again and starts spewing his holier then thou tirade until they all go brain dead and Rick picks his god.

On to next week: Ozzy strategizes. Yikes folks, stay tuned. And be on the lookout for our fearless leader the 800lb gorilla Mark “Parsley, Sage, Rosmary & Gin” Burnette, he may be closer then you think.

Remember to check out all the other goodies in Bashers and if you dare, Spoilers. Games are afoot over in the Games Threads (good place for them, yes?) All right now run along and entertain me. Love Tyra.

Your Low Rent Island Getaway and hideout.

Speculatory sidebar: I think Edna will be the one to hand Coach his coconuts. I await with glee.