Sr. Pissario and the Application Committee:I am Miki (of the Hey Miki you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Miki (boom-boom), Hey Miki (boom-boom), tee-hee)
I've got a reference letter from Brandon (I'm not Russell) Harry Hantz stating that I have completed on line courses (and passed too!) in "Wearing kitten heels", "Bouncing Oobies" (both semesters), and "Temptation Without Breaking a Sweat".
Hopefully these classes and your application fee of $347.29 will allow me to start classes soon.
Fetchingly Yours,
Hey Miki you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind

You can take the girl out of Jersey but you can't take the Jersey out of the girl!