*!SLAP!* And with that final preview cell, you just entered a realm of editing stupidity known as The NBC Zone. You know that Emmy you're so proud of? Kiss it goodbye. Oh, I'm sorry: did I hit you in the face with it as you were leaning in? Pure accident. Let's try again. Well, maybe on the third take...Slap I know you were desperate to create the illusion that Mark & Bopper still had a chance, but the editing didn't manage to conjure in up. No real sense of how much time is passing on the ginger task may seem to you as if it's putting them back in the race, but all it does on this side is mean there's no way to tell if they're catching up or not. Speaking for those who don't do false hope, this was a fail. Clap One of the better Helltours (and extra points for not placing it on a U-Turn leg). The elephant task was made to weed out the squeamish -- yes, Art & J.J, go ahead and take that as an insult, just be aware that I've called you much worse and all of them were accurate -- and the ginger punished them for it. However... Slap ...you're telling me the show's budget no longer includes work gloves? Racers were cutting their hands up left and right (literally) and most of the injuries could have been prevented by the normal application of fabric. The manure teams got some protection, but the rope Roadblock and ginger packaging had nothing. The show will be lucky if everyone escapes this without infection. How lucky do you think the show is? No hand movement Really not sure about bringing that particular Fast Forward back -- yet again. But then, you keep bringing this country back, so...
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