LAST EDITED ON 04-01-11 AT 02:18 PM (EST)

Or Don't Look at the Burning Bush, or you're going straight to Hell, Holy Boy!!

Yesterday was Spanish Day at the Muy Raunchyita Escuela. We are all instructed to learn one word in Spanish on this day which happens at least once a year. Today the word is BURRITO. We are also required to pass our learning on to other, less fortunate people. Like you, dear Reader.

So, all together now, say BURRITO. BOO-REET-TOE! That means "Number Three on the Taco Bell Menu". Got that? If you repeat it ten times you will be able to recall it easier. I know this higher education takes a little work, but it will all be worth it when you find that you can go into a fast food Mexican restaurant and order in their native language.

So this is the fulfillment of my obligation, and for this I will receive an A. Or in Spanish, an AH. (a little extra from yours truly, if you please).

My Secret Spoiler Source (*not-Russell) however doesn't speako the lingo as well as I do, so I have to revert to English with him. Here are his latest spoilers.

Spoiler #1: The Hall9000 is also not my Spoiler Source. It's just on retainer for the big number crunching jobs, like spotting "iLli" (or Lill) in "Phillip". And they aren't twins, they are actually the same person. She just shaved her head and traded her boy scout togs for red Tighty Whiteys.

Rumor has it that the name "Hall9000" is also on the list of subpoenas. Which is fortunate for me, because I may need a scapegoat.

Spoiler #2: Speaking of Phillip related Spoilers, rumor has it that he is a real nut. Bona Fide insane.

Spoiler #3: In the upcoming episode Ralph will once again be mistaken for Beach fuzz, but the camera man will afford him a confessional anyway. It will be a slow day for confessionals. It will be such a slow day that the cameraman will film the frog jumping in slow-motion, in reverse motion, in reversed white/black slow-motion, and in sepia for that old fashioned effect. Ralph will lick the frogs butt when he loses his pet toad, and shorty thereafter will begin speaking clearly. It' won't last however.

Spoiler #4: Saint Matthew will be instructed by a burning bush to:

“Removith his toga, liest down on the alter of holy bamboo, and entertainith a Horny Cougar who willist descend from the Mountain as unto a monkey in heat, and crooketh her finger at him. That this Cougar is his savior from weeks of deprivation. And it will be good.

As always, the pygmys will gape in awe.

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