Or Phillip Snuggles to Excess

We Raunchy Girls are known for our snuggle techniques, we even have a night class for adult learning scheduled once a semester in Night Spooning. But there was massive gagging and vomiting in the Rec Room last night while watching the night moves Phillip was putting on the GadFadda. Even Raunchy Girls have limits we find.

However, the next morning, after getting the Wussy Boys we keep around for just such occasions as this to clean things things up, we were off on our morning run on our Vespa "Hogs". We couldn't find any new little towns to terrorize, but I did run across my Spoiler source (*not-Russell) who gave me the latest inside intel.

Spoiler #1: Phillip's late night covert actions are now aimed at the GadFadda. It seems that he believes that he can interrupt Rob's sleep by "inserting" himself while Rob's back is turned. However, since the GadFadda is used to being on top, this might not work out as well as Phillip hopes it will.

This is apparently only the latest phase of Phillip's plan to "do what ever it takes". The Raunchy Girls are a bit squeamish when we think about what the next phase might be.

Spoiler #2: The Ghost of Krista followed her to Redemption Island, giving her a heck of a fright.

Spoiler #3: Saint Matt, awash in a bright light which brings out the accents in his halo, is truly thankful once again that God liked him better than that evil sinner, Kristina. He knew she was evil when she attempted to pull down his bags and molest him when she arrived on the island. He resisted, however, believing that he was saving himself for Santa Andrea, his beloved and betrothed.

Spoiler #4: Unbeknownst to Saint Matt, Santa Andrea, in her fury at the GadFadda for separating her from her Romeo, has sold her soul to the Devil and is sacrificing little frogs and snakes inside a pentagon she has drawn in the sand. That she occasionally takes a lick of the sacrificial toad's butt only adds to her crazed devotion to the goat headed apparition she calls Daddy.

Spoiler #5: After spending a night snuggled up against Phillip, and being on the receiving end of Phillip's "knee", the GadFadda decides to keep Phillip around for another week or so.

Spoiler #6: Stephanie has a new "Best Player EVER!!" to whom she can devote her life in adoration. He is, of course, Boston Rob, and she is sure that the GadFadda will use her in "The Best Blind Side EVER!!! real soon.

(* legal disclaimer.)

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