LAST EDITED ON 02-25-11 AT 01:02 PM (EST)

Can we fill the Ashley, Stephanie and Francesca spots?

Be The Survivors roars into action with Survivor 22: Recycle Island.

Do you have the wicked wit, keen eye for human quirks and the intestinal fortitude to skewer this latest collection of misfits?
Well, neither do I, but I’m going to buckle up for the long haul and I invite you to come along for the ride.

You can sign up to represent (mock) any one of the Survivor characters as well as various flora, fauna, forces of nature, Snuffing Torch or something I haven’t even considered.

Tribe has graciously "volunteered" to provide sig pics. (Aren’t blackmail pictures a wonderful thing?)
Please post with your character choice(s) and suggested tag line that will accompany your character's sig pic.

I will be reprising my role as Puppetmaster Mark Burnett and I look forward to a great BTS.

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your snarkiness!

MB's current cast of misfits include:

"Jiffy Pop" Probst - Ontheroadagain
Andrea Boehlke - Kircon
Ashley
David Murphy - Michel
Francesca
Grant Mattos - Tribe
Julie Wolfe - Qwertypie
Krista Klumpp - Moonbaby (what a great contestant name!)
Kristina Kell - Suzzee
Matt Elrod - Spanky
Mike Chiesl - Agman
Natalie Tenerelli - the charming and talented Samboohoo
Phillip Sheppard - dabo
Ralph "Rooster" Kiser - Michel
Rob Mariano - Scarlett O Hara
Russell Hantz - foonermints
Sarita White - Karchita
Stephanie
Steve Wright - jbug
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Inanimate Objects (not counting Rob and Russell)
Jiffy's Snuffer - Molaholic
Redemption Island - Suzzee
Hidden Immunity Idol (HII) - Belle Book
Missy Pissy, Sourced Spoilers To The Stars - Kingfish
Roving Reporters - SunnyBunny and Ra

Reminder: Tonight's the Survivor Premiere, so anyone who's on the fence (or on top of a roof with a sniper rifle and a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine), now's the time to jump on the Crazy Train!

Mark "Now we're rollin'!" Burnett