Dear Naonka,

This morning I am disappointed, let down, and angry with you over quitting Survivor. I have spent the last few weeks defending you against vile, malicious, and unapologetically cruel comments. On this very message board, I have championed your cause in the hopes that you indeed had a strategy that was coming to fruition. I hoped that you would shock the world. I have argued with complete strangers and written lengthy posts defending your character and mere physical being. I have ranked you as the #1 competitor for 2 weeks in a row. CLEARLY, I HAVE BEEN SMOKING CRACK. That is, of course, the only reasonable explanation as to why I supported you. You have done an excellent job of not only living up to, but consistently exceeding, every negative stereotype that people have claimed you were. You have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that your alleged mental deficiencies are indeed a reality. You need psychological help. You are sick.

PepeLewPew13, Dabo, and many others saw what kind of scum you were from the very beginning. I refused to acknowledge their assertions. I thought they were rude. Alas, they were right all along. “Naoinka,” you are everything the world has said about you. You are going to take a lashing from Survivor fans for years to come. You deserve it.

I have often faulted Mark Burnett for searching far and wide to cast the most stereotypical blacks that he could. He certainly hit the jackpot with you. And, how dare you sit there at Tribal Council and claim some type of honor for being the only African-American left in the game? Ain’t nobody trying to claim you girl. Some of the very worse, including Dreamz, stuck it out until the very end. Dreamz certainly doesn’t look so bad now. You are a quitter. Asten quit too. But, you made it to Day 28. That makes you a Big Dummy as well. Your claim of honor should have been that you were the only crazy “Female Dog” sitting there on day 28. That’s your demographic category. Hmm. Dogs do have darker gums. Maybe that explains it!!!

Wishing you all the pain caused by the direct impact of a subway train,

Milkachulina