King Goat Gufu: Chase. Let's see. How many people have you PO'd on the jury? Marty probably won't vote for you. Neither will Brenda. NaOnka will, but having her vote is hardly an achievement. Fabio hates you. So does Jane. At least Chase will have a new career after this - as LeBron James' publicist.Queen Goat Gufu: Jane. A smart person, upon hearing that she would be voted out, would have pulled Chase, who wasn't exactly cool with voting Jane out, and said, "You wanna make a big move? Gimme the idol at Tribal. Say nothing about this until then. Just go along with it. Hell, vote for me; I don't care. Just play that idol for me. We'll vote Dan out." Pouring usable water on the fire and acting like a sore loser with a faster self-destruction than anyone in Survivor history - this may even cost her the $100,000 Sprint prize - is about as far away from what a smart person does as what a Survivor is capable of. Maybe she should have completed the trifecta and pooped in the rice.
Production Gufu: Under normal circumstances, NaOnka's shocked expressions from the jury would border on hilarious. Yes, she's an expressive person. But given that she spit in the face of the game, she should be given the Purple Kelly treatment and made invisible.