Here is a little something I made up:You know you have been watching too much of TAR when:
Your friends invite you for coffee but you debate it against a 20 minute massage.
When you finally end up going for coffee, your friends tell you to take a tunnel, but then you blurt out, "NO! THATS THE STUPID TUNNEL FOR STUPID PEOPLE!"
When you reach the coffee shop you see a pendulim with a cat next to it.
You yell at the pendelum, "Swing you fat bastard, swing!"
You can't find he door to the coffee shop so you decide to follow the yellow stones.
When you enter the coffee shop, you light a torch and then grab a rod and try to reach your spoon in the pit.
You ask for oregano coffee at the counter.
You stay until night and then walk out but want to go on the Ferris Wheel but it's closed so you sleep next to it, but it starts to rain. At about 5:00, a mother and daughter come to you and say, "Why didn't you stay at a hotel?" and immediatley you turn mean and ask, "WHAT HOTEL?"
In morning, you ask somebody to run across town while you take the sewer.
errrr.......
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