Boy, where to start, where to start...

A fine representation overall, I might say.
Clearly not enough of those two hours was dedicated to me, but I digress.
Clearly it was all about you guys so...

Rob: WHOA! DUDE!? Who in the frick are you? Starting a fire without flint? Getting Coach to climb a tree? Getting Sandra to fawn all over you?
YOU R THE MAN, that's who!

And conversely...

Rupert: What a let-down. I hear 6 years old, the world over, sobbing themselves to sleep after watching their favorite hero fail so miserably at making fire, throw a sort of tantrum because of it, stomping off into the jungle while the rest of the tribe banded together, quickly so as not to be openly confrontational, and got it going for you. You selfish, spoiled brat. (Sorry, slipping into RealWorld mode)

Speaking of women...

Colby: I saw you pushing away Sugar. I gotta say, Colby, you sure are wearing your "I'm not interested in women" badge quite proudly these days. But, I'm sorry darling, I'm flattered and you're certainly cuter than before but it seems you're about 2 years away from full womanhood. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just perhaps the end of my obsession.

Onto more manly topics...

Coach: How is it possible that you are even remotely tolerable or dare I say even ... attractive?
What kind of hotty pill have you been nursing on? Perhaps you could share with Colby?

Speaking of mood altering drugs...

Sugar: WTF? Wow. How did you get back on this show?
Desperation is not a good look for you. I also suggest going back on your Paxil regimen. I have no tissues, so stuff the issues.

The rest of you, I'll have to mull over for a bit more.