LAST EDITED ON 01-11-10 AT 04:18 AM (EST)

Jiffy Pop: Wow! Great group showing up already! I certainly have my impressions to give...Nice to see you again, Colby? *wink* ... and I thought "What better way to get a few things off your chest AND give the cast a playground at the same time, than to throw a Pre-Show Hype-Off.
Come all ye's villains and heroes and share your thoughts on my thoughts. Or perhaps each other's pre-show thoughts. ...on thoughts. ...of others. ...pre-show.

Amanda: Hero? Nope. Heroic? Not really. But she looks good with a blur.

Candice: Candy. Candy. Candy. Now, I know she is here for revenge. A heroic kind of revenge. From a neilson rating point of view. See, we are going to offer up Mutiny again this season and we're hoping she does it once more. That's all. Mutiny!

Cirie: Pow-er-ful. A superhero from the unlikeliest of couches. Afraid of no-one and no-thing OTHER THAN...leaves. Hmmm..wonder what planet she's from?

Colby: Mmmm...I'm just gonna sit here and stare at him for awhile... even more handsome than I remember. This time around I don't feel so statutory. Hopefully he's into sexting. *crosses fingers*

Captain Caveman: Lock up your children! The big tie-dyed dinosaur has been let loose on Samoa. Protect your televisions folks. Kids go rampant after watching this guy.

Sugar: Oooo goodness, I just wanna pinch her cheeks than slap her silly. Is there anyone else that feels that way? Just me?

Darth Coach: We tricked him again by claiming we had a dragon problem. Let's hope he doesn't slay any of the cast. ... Wait. Let's keep that on the back-burner. Perhaps his sword will become useful?

Courtney the Waif: She's always disappearing behind the trees. She really could sneak her way into the finals.

Scarri Jerri: Awww...we felt sorry for... err.. sorri for scarri jerri. After losing her contract at Uncle Cameraman's Dinner Show Theatre, her pursuit of her holliwood dream is temporarili delaied... on hold. She needed the per diem and a cup of rice is more than she's been eating lateli. And I promised her, no "whys".

Randy: The Cookie Monster incarnate. Well replace the blue fur with pale balding skin the often reddens with anger at the slightest breeze. Also take out the CookieMonster's "oopsy" friendly demeanor, obviously, and replace it with Oscar the Grouch's abusive father, Ralph the A**hole's personality.

the B'Rob: Wouldn't be Samoa without this tag-along. Beside's he's part-producer now.

RussHell: Giving him another chance to dominate the television screen was a strategic move against the kid-friendly Capt. Caveman fans.

Sssandra: That hissing sound you hear is the air being let out of your tires, metaphorically speaking. Ssssandra is sneaky. No, make that snakey. I predict she'll do quite well.

Tyson: I hope he's funny. If not we can just make him into blurboy.

A hearty hello and welcome back to the Disinterested Losers!

And boy doesn't Mother Nature look gorgeous!? *blows mama a kiss*

Let's hear it for RussHell's Hidden Idol! Don't you just love the tomfoolery?

It wouldn't be a season without the roving Reporters. GONE RABID! Can I get a 'WooHoo' for SunBun & Ra!

And to those who haven't been cast yet, please use the BT...A.S.S.#2:HvV hot-linked just before these words right here, to sign-up as one of the fated repeat survivors.

Now it's all-y'all's turn.

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