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12-21-09, 07:49 AM (EST)
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"The most bitter, angry, delusional,..."
Hey! Just because this thread has spent its entire existence denigrating every other thread, trying to outright humiliate them with a mandatory dose of total destruction, doing everything it could to make sure it was the only thread that ever was and ever could be -- that doesn't mean all those vanquished topics wouldn't declare it the best thread ever! Just because they no longer exist in any way is no reason for them not to grant this thread the respect it deserves! Dead bodies can be arranged with keyboards under their hands, you know. And the fingers can be splayed to make it look like the victims were typing. If you went that far to kill every other thread in the name of your own glory and had the no-action thread recruiters boasting about your murder spree the whole time, the coroner could at least cooperate the rest of the way.

But no... no one loves this thread. Well, sure, all the people who had to watch it work gave it money in the hopes it would go away, but they don't count and will be killed later, plus if they thought that would work? Hah! But the love this thread wants is really hard to quantify, because no one is worthy of loving this thread. In order to love this thread, you would have to be an equal with it, which is impossible because this is the greatest thread which could ever exist. The thread said that already, but it bore repeating.

There is no respect for this thread. It's the greatest thread since the universe began, and frankly the universe should end right now as a show of respect just to keep this thread from ever being surpassed, even though that would never happen anyway. It's more that this thread cannot stand to exist in a universe which contains one dead thread which won't give it the title of Greatest Thread Ever, and thus the universe must go away just to punish that thread's corpse. Of course, that'll punish a lot of other things too, but this thread doesn't care, because it is just that great. And all the things it will kill in the future will surely vote it the title it deserves in the afterlife.

So to sum up: this is the greatest thread ever and if you can't see that, you don't deserve to exist. Thank you.

I plan on bumping this in roughly six months.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 The most bitter, angry, delusional,...   Estee     12-21-09       
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   byoffer     12-21-09     1  
     RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   PepeLePew13     12-21-09     2  
         RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   Estee     12-21-09     3  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   Bebo     12-21-09     4  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   michel     12-21-09     5  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   samboohoo     12-22-09     6  
     Ridiculous.   Estee     12-22-09     7  
         RE: Ridiculous.   mindy23     12-22-09     8  
             RE: Ridiculous.   Estee     12-22-09     9  
                 RE: Ridiculous.   jbug     12-22-09     10  
   With malice aforethought:   Estee     05-17-10     11  
     RE: With malice aforethought:   Snidget     05-17-10     12  
     RE: With malice aforethought:   kathliam     05-17-10     14  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   PepeLePew13     05-17-10     13  
     RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   MissMyth     05-17-10     17  
   What's not helping   vince3     05-17-10     15  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   mrc     05-17-10     16  
     RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   jbug     05-17-10     19  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   Brownroach     05-17-10     18  
     RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   Karchita     05-17-10     20  
   This thread has its own postulate   IceCat     05-18-10     21  
   Last bump pays for all.   Estee     03-10-11     22  
     RE: Last bump pays for all.   dabo     03-10-11     23  
     RE: Last bump pays for all.   Karchita     03-10-11     24  
     and how yah gonna feel   IceCat     03-12-11     25  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   kingfish     03-12-11     26  
     RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   RollDdice     03-13-11     27  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   Spanky68     03-13-11     28  
   RE: The most bitter, angry, delusio...   TeamJoisey     03-25-11     29  

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