LAST EDITED ON 04-03-09 AT 07:36 PM (EST)

That's right: I want you to kill him. Kill him dead. Extra-dead. You can even go all the way to really-most-sincerely-dead. Trust me, no one will mind. Possibly including his immediate family, if they're still capable of admitting the relationship.

Post all the ways you'd like to see him die on the show, at the Reunion, or just die, period. Kill him as many times as you like: you'll feel better. Think of him as being our very own Kenny -- he can die a thousand times from a thousand things and still be available tomorrow to kill again. We killed Bill and now we're killing Coach. A lot. Partially because none of his idiot tribemates have been willing to do the deed and get rid of what amounts to a walking corpse anyway, so we're taking over. But mostly because he really just needs killing.

No falling into fires or black jaguars, please. It's been done.