Four Legs Good. Two Legs Bad.

On this episode, teams had to ride umpteen buses from Valparaíso to Puerto Varas, Chile. Once there, they had to ride a boat to Isla Margarita, where they were faced with a choice of detour: be a llama whisperer or plunk yourself down in the water while attached to a plastic condor thingy. I have to give props to the llamas. They had me laughing so hard.

Next, teams had to get to Bellavista farm to perform the roadblock: get all the ingredients to make kuchen - a german pastry - from around the farm. Once complete, they were off to the pit stop - Gruta de la Virgen.

Wondering how your favorite team is ranking so far? Don't forget to check out last week's rankings by our awesome stat man, kidflash.

On to the list!!!

Rank. Names - last week's rank

1. Jet and Cord - 2 - awesome job by the cowboys this week.

2. Carol and Brandy - 1 - still doing great, but alliances rarely work out and next week's preview? Whoa!

3. Monique and Shawne - 5 - good job this week, ladies.

4. Steve and Allie - 7 - they get the default position.

5. Louie and Michael - 4 - man, they are dumb. They drove right past the farm. Lucky for them, granny wanted the precise amount of milk.

6. Caite and Brent - 6 - Brent thinks Jeff is smart. Bwaaahhh!!

7. Joe and Heidi - 8 - not liking them at all.

8. Dan and Jordan - 9 - OK, Maybe both of them make my ears bleed.

9. Jordan and Jeff - 10 - sorry. I can't deal with stupidity or people from Big Brother.

Philiminated: Jody and Shannon - 3 - did anyone tell granny this was a race? Still, they were sweet.

OK, your turn.

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