The Gufu Award was established for pointing out the dangdumbest game moves in Survivor. Each week you have a designated number of votes you may award for Contestant Gufus! Should you notice any gufus of dangdumbness for noncontestant stuff, these are Production Gufus, a separate category with its very own designated number of votes you may award. Should you wish to exceed your designated votes, these are Honorary Gufus.

And the Coach Show continues! This week you have four (4) Contestant votes and two (2) Production votes you may cast. But wait.. There's more! None of your Contestant votes can be about Coach. Nope, none of them. Instead, for this week only, a limited time offer unless I decide to extend it, which I might, you have Unlimited (Unlimited) Coach votes. Yes, that's right, Coach gets a category all his own, he's just so goshfired important like that.

I'll start!

Contestant #1: Tyson, it's Tyson right. The attitude is kind of amusing, totally ruthless but yet amusing, so I'll give him a pass on that. For falling for the Assistant Coach routine, though, way to be a totally manipulated fool.

Coach #1: Coach. What was up with that silly rant against Erinn? She smiled because she realized she was off the hook this time and maybe the tribe really likes her after all and she gets to stay in the game and somehow that's, what, evil? Way overplayed, drama queen.