Hmmm...

1) The Gnometrotters (Flight Time and Big Easy) - OK, so the incident was a bit much. It was also probably overblown. And Flight Time's still effing hilarious.

2) The Banana Slugs (Brian and Ericka) - OK, so part of me wanted to see them do volleyball just 'cuz of what Ericka said she had on underneath, even if the blur would have been in full force. That and these two remind me of myself and my wife. That and Ericka's more of a trooper than people give her credit for.

3) Team Dishwater (Meghan and Cheyne) - It's like watching Bill Belichick win another damn game. Nothing exciting. Someone please beat them. (Sadly, the team that fits most, given the Belichick comparison, is Brian and Ericka, the 2007 Giants of this outfit.)

4) The Brothers Grimm (Sam and Dan) - The ugly underwear was another sight I didn't need. Neither is their self-entitled attitude. And from the previews next week, they're staying put.

5,278) Worldrace - I didn't buy a $1,000 sexy new TV to watch TAR in standard def. What the hell?

Philiminated) Pinky and the Brain (Gary and Matt) - As a going away present, I give theee a Saunabuss pass and two candle-a-bras.