I vote that for the rest of the season, we substitute 'inexplicable Olympian' for Crystal's name at every opportunity.I have only two problems with what Charlie's relaying here, one minor, one major:
Minor: He's fairly bitter.
Major: One of his primary sources for the name-calling was Randy.
I'm not exactly willing to give Kenny the benefit of the doubt here, but trusting any story with Randy as a primary source with Susie as backup makes me a little uncomfortable. Dan (the third party in the relay) would be somewhat more reliable, for a given value of 'reliable' that equals 'hey, wanna go dig a hole in the surface of the water?'
On the whole, I believe this happened -- but having Randy involved in any part gives me a queasy feeling at best.