I vote that for the rest of the season, we substitute 'inexplicable Olympian' for Crystal's name at every opportunity.
I have only two problems with what Charlie's relaying here, one minor, one major:
Minor: He's fairly bitter.
Major: One of his primary sources for the name-calling was Randy.
I'm not exactly willing to give Kenny the benefit of the doubt here, but trusting any story with Randy as a primary source with Susie as backup makes me a little uncomfortable. Dan (the third party in the relay) would be somewhat more reliable, for a given value of 'reliable' that equals 'hey, wanna go dig a hole in the surface of the water?'
On the whole, I believe this happened -- but having Randy involved in any part gives me a queasy feeling at best.