We need a little bashing on the bashers' board!

Honestly, I was mostly ambivalent to the scrawny little rat until I read our wonderful host here's interview with Charlie. In particular this little tidbit:

Reality TV World: Were you aware that you had angered by stealing his Immunity clue during the feast? Was that a calculated move?

Charlie: I wasn't aware that I angered Kenny. I knew that when Randy, Susie and joined Kota on Day 10 they let me know that Ken, behind my back, had called me "homo" and "fag." So I knew it wasn't gonna be smooth sailing with Kenny but I didn't realize that I had rubbed him in such a wrong way that he really despised me in the way he did. I only really got to know him for about three hours, and in that whole three hours I might have exchanged maybe 10 sentences with him.

I didn't get to know Kenny that well, so I'm surprised that he had such animosity based on so little.

Oh, so classy, Kenny. Listen. First of all dude, blatant homophobia on reality TV is reserved is soooo 2002 (Big Brother being non-canonical, of course, as those contestants would bring down the average in every department).

I know you may be the coolest guy in your World of Warcraft virtual world or perhaps even the coolest guy in mom's basement. I know "ur a fag" passes for high wit in terms of YouTube comments and such.

But in this little sphere called real reality, most of us know such snipey little bigoted remarks are pretty much the only way for you to feel better about your assuredly poor social standing among actual breathing human beings. So I'll pity you, my dear, but I shall never regard you as anything more than a loathsome, petty, small-minded worm.

Oddly enough, I was no big fan of Charlie, but I think it's worth pointing out that the "homo fag" whipped your butt in pretty much every challenge we've seen. Actually, EVERYBODY'S whipped your butt in every challenge we've seen, except, perhaps, the inexplicable Olympian. Heck, I'll bet Chet of the last season could tear you to bits in steel cage match.

At the very least, this little insight into your character has shown us why you've never had any luck with the ladies outside of a desert isle scenario. But no worries. I hear Anita Bryant's pretty lonely these days.

Lotsa hugs!

A kyngsladye klassic with an IceCat chaser