10. Look, they'd tried every other means of escape, okay?9. So. Eighty-nine years of experience, teachings, and examples set. Still not enough to figure out how to fix a hole in a boat.
8. He is survived by his wife, daughter, and two women he never displayed the slightest amount of interest in.
7. Pity, really. The BBT producers were just about to get him an Emmy.
6. Take a step, come up for air. Take a step, come up for air. Take a step, take a step -- oops...
5. Must have been hit by a pedal car.
4. Roger Goodell has mistakenly requested his body as proof that being hit over the head several thousand times does no damage whatsoever.
3. Are we sure this isn't a dream sequence?
2. Ironically, the afterlife turned out to be a deserted island with frequent guest stars dropping by. (Who knew?)
1. Two words: bamboo coffin.
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