LAST EDITED ON 12-06-13 AT 10:30 AM (EST)A quote from the Real Life file:
"Fidel Castro has survived over 638 assassination attempts from the CIA. These assassinations have ranged from exploding cigars to mafia-style shootings. Castro himself is well aware of the numerous failed attempts on his life and has said, "If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal."
◦He also said that when he dies, no one will believe it.
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"Simo Häyhä managed to ##### off the Soviet army so much (note, 542 confirmed kills with a non-scoped rifle, 200 with submachinegun) that they sent countersnipers after him (he was unharmed), bombed the area he was thought to be in (he was unharmed), and one sniper managed to finally place an exploding round in Hayha's face... quickly earning a regular round in his head, and Hayha staggered off to the nearest Finnish unit, getting sent to the hospital."
"Interestingly, the USSR withdrew 11 days later, the same day that Hayha woke up from a coma. The jokes about the Soviets having heard about this and saying "Screw This, I'm Outta Here" practically wrote themselves."