"Y'all gonna need....a pick up truck, to haul around that stuff that you bought,Cause all I got in this wide wide world, is that Wal-Mart cart,
(Chorus)
Ohhhhh.....Wal-Mart Lady, Wal-Mart lady, you could drive me to drink,
If only we had our pick-up truck, and you didn't stink."
(Working title: "It's OK, I Ain't Picky if You Ain't Picky Too.")
I can just hear the "Grand Ole Opry" calling.