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As entertainment critic Roger
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with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
So you're playing a game in which you take on the role of potential world ruler. Your character has just arrived in a new area. The first thing to do is begin recruiting the local farmers for your army.
...huh. There's no actual farms here. Lots of peasants wandering about the map looking for some crops, but not a single farm in existence. Well, you do have this handy Build command. Maybe if you told them to grab a hammer...
...and now you have farms. How helpful. And sure enough, they're farming. But now they're tired and heading to bed for the night in -- the fields? Don't these people have a place to live? Did they spend their entire existence just bumping off trees before you came along? Okay, fine. Build Home.
So they're sleeping. Their stamina is going back up. Maybe they'll have enough to swing a sword in a few days -- except that now they're crossing their legs and looking anxious because --
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