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"Anybody remember Full House?"
JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-13-02, 06:22 PM (EST)
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"Anybody remember Full House?" |
I really never liked that show, but I did watch it a lot for some reason. But anyway--The Olsen twins are apparently now 16!! When the hell did that happen? How is it possible that they're only about 4 years younger than me? When I began watching the show, little Michelle couldn't even walk yet, and now she/they can legally drive a car? I know I wasn't a baby when I started watching that show, so how can this be? The really weird thing is that they're trying to pass off as being "hot" now which is gross to me becuase whenever I see them I think of little Michelle. Apparently Bob Saget feels the same way I do Bob Saget, who played their dad on "Full House," has heard the talk. "The thing that annoys me most is people are always coming up to me and saying how those Olsen twins are really getting hot now," he has said. "And I go, Dude, those are my TV daughters." http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/living/0602/13olsens.html attending Florida State, another unfortunate side effect of hunger
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klueless 57 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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06-13-02, 06:24 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
ah - no
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CSHS79 908 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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06-13-02, 07:09 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
> The Olsen twins may have seemed to grow up over night such is the magic of syndication.They are also not the only ones you can say that about.Thanks to Nick at Nite,other cable stations & regular stations that rerun programs it is possible to see many actors in current roles and the roles that first made them famous on the same day.So time goes quickly but not that quick.
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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06-13-02, 09:29 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
My old news director was in the Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley and the Case of the Hotel Who-Done-It in Hawaii. She was the freak in the lounge chair whose make-up compact was stolen. (To ruin the plot for you, it's the parrot.)We all rented it from the Army shopette and got wasted watching it and laughing at her over-dramatization. She was new to our station and this was a serious blow to her "professionalism" when we all found out. Would you tell anyone you were in a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie? I never watched them as babies, but I think they're cute little girls. My daughter likes their purses and hair clips and stuff. (Bright, fun colors... they have 'em at Wal-Mart).
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-15-02, 02:31 AM (EST)
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50. "WEBMASTERS: Jeff accused ME of being BigBastard last week" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-02 AT 03:05 AM (EST)WEBMASTERS: If Jeff keeps up his witch hunt of accusing every abrasive-yet-humorous poster of being RhottweillerPuppy, I really think you ought to reconsider HIS reputation. He accused ME of being RhottweillerPuppy last week. Edited because Pepe rightfully pointed out that I accidentally said BigBastard because I thought the puppy and BigBastard were the same guy. I did some searches and looked at both of them and got confused. Rest assured I'm not either or any of them. I'm just a wayward Basher in off season. No offense intended to BigBastard, RhottweilerPuppy, or Asskicker.
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-15-02, 03:30 AM (EST)
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57. "RE: I'll find the post and show it tomorrow" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-02 AT 03:32 AM (EST)Yes I was. Remember Jeff? I figured out how to post just in the subject and you accused me of being the puppy. --I remember that. I said that as a joke because I thought what you did was funny. I even did the same thing myself (typing in just the message box to imitate the puppy) and called myself the puppy. But how the heck is that "going on a witch hunt?" You made it seem like I was comparing you to some of the more negative aspects of the puppy. He had some pretty mean posts. I never compared you to being a mean poster or anything like that. I thought you were funny.
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-15-02, 04:09 AM (EST)
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58. "back to the olsen twins" |
I'll ignore your remarks about me posting all the time. Wait a minute, weren't you the one who started the "Don't be so offended thread?" Ahh, it's all so clear now. Anyway, I couldn't find that post, but here's something else funny about Rottweiler Puppy that I found. Here's something that was said in response to one of Rottweiler's posts: Kokoro 2255 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 06-04-02, 11:51 PM (EST) 18. "RE: I hate them" Okay seriously, is there some weird joke I'm not in on? Who is this? Anyone know? Have we seen shakes in the last couple weeks? ^-^;; ----------------------------------- JeffGator 819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 06-05-02, 01:34 AM (EST) 19. "Shakes has a ghostnic" Yeah, didn't you know...Shakes is now using the name Rottweiler Puppy. He got tired of clowns and decided to be a fierce dog. Shakes disappears, Rottweiler Puppy appears. Coincidence? I think not. See, this is clearly a joke. Kokoro and I weren't being serious about Shakes being Rottweiler Puppy. Ok, well now I guess we are friends, so how about offering me a sausage? now let's go back to talking about the olsen twins
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-17-02, 02:06 AM (EST)
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78. "RE: Truly Frustrating!! *SIGH*" |
well he told the webmasters that I was going on a witchunt and that they should consider my place on the boards. That's just not very funny to me.
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Asskicker 61 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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06-15-02, 11:50 AM (EST)
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60. "Thank you for your insight" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-02 AT 12:01 PM (EST)I didn’t know that you were the magical truth bringer of all that is positive and fuzzy and warm. Please, JeffGator, enlighten us with your powerful crystal ball of awe. Who else is who?! Really, I so want to know. It fulfills my very soul to have the knowledge of which poster is which, and who’s angry at whom, and why some people were banned, while others were not. It’s just so interesting isn’t it? Why, without this information, how can one ever be capable of sleeping in the wee hours of the night? I know, let’s all have a slumber party and throw emotion icons to and fro. From now on, I think I’ll only post these types of messages: I’m so happy right now! *HUGS* I love you! Hi! I like them too! ROFLMAO! OMG! ROFLMAO! Why are you making fun of the media whore? He’s a human too! Let’s play a game... Let’s play another game... I agree. (n/m) Let me tell you about my crapping habbits... Standing Ovation! I’m still in high school, and popularity contests are very important to me. I'm leaving! Goodbye, cruel world! I hope you all have nightmares at the very thought that I am never going to post here again! You made me mad and so I'm going away! Goodbye to all my board buddies! I'll miss you! Edited because I have to explain why I edited. Otherwise someone will ask me Why did you edit?
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-15-02, 01:55 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Thank you for your insight" |
wow that was such a sweet post. i loved all those smilies. you are definitely not rottweiler puppy, sorry for the confusion.
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-16-02, 04:32 AM (EST)
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73. "Asskicker = Mary Kate Olson " |
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-13-02, 11:03 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
The Olsen chicks are an entire industry! Where have ya'll been.They have movies ( like Nancy Drew type mystery things that go striaght to video, but there are a ton of em) They have their own clothing and shoe line for little girls ( which my daughter refuses to wear since it is all way too FooFoo and has their name on everything) Like Swami said, hair accesories and purses. They have Mary Kate and Ashley dolls, with clothes and accesories and Doll house furniture ( kinda like Barbies without boobs) Yesterday at Walmart I said "oh look at the cute little Olsen twins" and my daughter looked at the dolls and said "they're freaky lookin' Mom" Oh Oh, and I think they sing too, I know they have video games. And this didn't happen yesterday, they have being marketed since they could speak.
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Ronnet 1734 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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06-13-02, 11:50 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
>The Olsen chicks are an entire >industry! Where have ya'll been. Buggy's correct... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&494&e=12&u=/ap/20020613/ap_en_tv/mary_kate_and_ashley_1 Teen Olsen Twins Expanding $1B Brand Thu Jun 13, 8:33 AM ET By ANNE D'INNOCENZIO, AP Business Writer Already one of the most powerful brands for "tweens," Mary-Kate and Ashley are all about growing older — and bigger. The twin girls turned 16 on Thursday in a year that is expected to see their merchandising and entertainment empire gross $1 billion in sales. Since making their TV debut as infants on ABC's sitcom "Full House" in the late 1980's, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have transformed themselves into a huge name for the 8-to-12 age group. Videos and games, dolls, books, clothing, accessories and cosmetics are all sold through their Dualstar Entertainment Group... ...The twins, who reportedly each have a net worth of at least $150 million...
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Jizzy 2053 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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06-13-02, 11:09 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
OK! I just want to know why one has TWO names (Mary-Kate) vs. the one (Ashley)? I remember watching these kids grow up...and I'll be damned, but when I was younger, I could have swore the ones' name was And-Ashley! pffft!Some things will never makes sense to me! (unlike,the creation of mankind, the fake moon landing and the fact that the Redwings are the NY Yankees of hockey)
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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06-14-02, 11:30 AM (EST)
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21. "My dreams are coming true" |
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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06-14-02, 07:50 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Anybody remember Full House?" |
Yeah... I know what y'all mean about those twins.. Thay ARE a bit freaky. (Although they aren't identical, they're fraternal.. )But the reason that I couldn't stand Full House was because of Dave Coulier... ACK! He is the most annoying, unfuuny man that ever was on Television. And that stupid Jackalpoe thing was pitiful. Especially that voice.. Yuck!
"Break the bread, drink the wine, in my heart you'll live forever. The time to go is never right, when we say goodbye. While we're here, we shouldn't waste a day in life to say I love you. It's now that I just wish so much to see you.... eye to eye." Scorpions- 'Eye To Eye'
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-14-02, 08:02 AM (EST)
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17. "Dave Coulier Sucked!" |
But the reason that I couldn't stand Full House was because of Dave Coulier... ACK! He is the most annoying, unfuuny man that ever was on Television. --Finally, someone who disliked that guy besides me!! Thank you so much Vampkira, I thought I was the only one who despised him. He was the least funny person I've ever seen on television and I wanted to punch him every time he did the "Cut...it...out" That was terrible. And yet everyone laughed whenever he said it. In his defense, he does seem like a nice guy in real life, just very unfunny. attending Florida State, another unfortunate side effect of hunger
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LionChow 2033 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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06-17-02, 09:52 AM (EST)
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80. "RE: Dave Coulier Sucked!" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-17-02 AT 09:54 AM (EST)>You lie like a dog... No >way Bob Saget could ever >be funny... I don't buy >it for a minute. > I swear I would never knowingly lie on behalf of Bob Saget. I'm not a fan. I've just heard, from more than one person, that the guy is very funny when he goes "blue". Hard to believe??? Absolutely! ...and besides, a lion would NEVER "lie like a dog"... harumpf!
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-14-02, 08:05 PM (EST)
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36. "Bob Saget a dirty man" |
LionChow is right. Bob Saget came to one of my ex-girlfriend's high school as a guest speaker a couple years back. The entire time, he told very dirty stories to to the students. She said that the stories were funny, just very dirty. Needless to say, the teachers were quite shocked and I don't think he was ever invited back. attending Florida State, another unfortunate side effect of hunger
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-15-02, 01:27 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: You Oughta Know" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-02 AT 01:28 AM (EST)Edited because i called LadyT, Lad LadyT--it's completely true that Alanis Morissette and Dave Coulier had a serious relationship, but whether or not she based that song on him will remain a mystery. Although I think that she did. Claim: The Alanis Morissette song "You Oughta Know" is about actor Dave Coulier from TV's Full House. Status: Undetermined. He oughta know Coulier's full house once included Alanis By MIKE ROSS Edmonton Sun It's old news, but good news - that is, "juicy" news: Dave Coulier was the catalyst for the post-bubblegum career of Alanis Morissette. Yup, he's the guy. The pair had a relationship that just happened to end while she was writing what would become anthems for angry white chicks the world over: Her smash hit album, Jagged Little Pill. The song You Oughta Know is particularly pointed: "I'm here to remind you of the mess you left when you went away," and so on. Performing tomorrow and Saturday at the Yuk Yuk's comedy club, Coulier says he's still friends with Morissette, whom he describes as "one of the most amazing people I've ever met. I don't know how she got this ... well, I guess I do know how she got this reputation as this angry young white girl, but I never experienced that." They've had many a laugh over this issue and in fact have discussed You Oughta Know specifically. Says he, "She came over to my home and we talked about everything, including that song. I said, 'Some of that stuff was really personal.' And she said, 'Well, what else am I going to write about? It's my life.' She was right. That's exactly what I do when I write." There's nothing funny about the nine-year-old breakup and the songs it inspired, so you're not likely to hear anything about it in his act - a "new hour" that's perfectly clean (unlike Full House co-star Bob Saget, who still has a reputation for "working blue"). Coulier says it's the "best stand-up I've ever done." With regard to his famous ex, he prefers to take the "high road" and get on with life. He would encourage nosy journalists to do the same. Besides, much has since occurred in the 42-year-old performer's life that could inspire many a song should those associated with him feel so inclined to write one. Coulier - who married, had a son, divorced and is now "happily attached" - was a very busy boy during the '90s. In addition to doing Full House for 192 episodes, he lent his voice to shows like Muppet Babies and The Real Ghostbusters and was the host of America's Funniest People, one of the easiest gigs he ever had. "I'd show up and read off a teleprompter. The toughest part was having to fly from L.A. to Orlando, Florida, every weekend." Coulier also continued to do stand-up comedy - often a ladder to the TV big time. All that work eventually took its toll and he suffered a meltdown at a particularly inopportune time - sharing the stage with Dennis Miller in front of 15,000 people in home-town Detroit. "I started having this inner dialogue with myself while I was doing this show, saying, 'I can't do this anymore. I don't feel funny anymore.' I felt like I was on autopilot. There wasn't that inner spark where I thought this is going to be really funny. It was more like, 'God, I can't believe I have to say this joke again.' It was a burnout." With all his projects more or less ending at the same time, Coulier decided to take a couple years off to "find my comedic voice" and spend some quality time with his son. His agent went ballistic but the break paid off. "I will always look back and cherish that time because it really allowed me to view my career and my life very objectively," he says. "I just started writing - anything, poetry, books, TV shows, jokes, whatever was there. I had to wipe the slate clean. Once I did that, everything started flowing again." As for the future, Coulier says he's been pitching his ideas to networks and will undoubtedly be reappearing on prime-time television before too long. He's already done a few little things. "I was on Hollywood Squares. I don't even know if you get Hollywood Squares up there ..." Sorry, we're a little behind. We're still waiting for Paul Lynde to block ... yes, you silly man, of course we get Hollywood Squares up here. Coulier dated a Canadian girl - he oughta know that. http://www.canoe.ca/JamColumnRoss/nov1_coulier-sun.html
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-15-02, 00:51 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: You Oughta Know" |
Wow, isn't that Ironic? Don't you think?
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-15-02, 01:25 PM (EST)
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61. "Reality Check..." |
These young women have a combined net worth of approximately $300 million dollars. Their companies are expected to do over 1 billion dollars in gross sales this year. That's right...... 1 billion. It's hardly likely that they ever will be desperate enough to appear in Playboy or any other adult magazine. I expect that it is far more likely that you would see the twins buy Playboy magazine from Mr. Hefner and have enough money left over to put Hef's scrawny nekkid butt on the cover.
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Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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06-15-02, 04:00 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Reality Check..." |
Wayy kewl sigpic, IceCat--Meow. Do you think that you could resize mine? Not to criticise your magnificent original, but I've noticed that sigs are getting smaller, and I don't want mine to stick out like a sore thumb. I would like to reduce the only the height, if possible--not the width, and put the letters of my ID--to the right of it; I feel that if the sig is reduced, the letters would obscure it, otherwise. Thanks for your help. I like this one (your new sig), a lot better than the last one, but then all your sigs--original, OR enhanced; are all AWESOME works of ART!! Are you now, The Blue Panther? It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.
Light a Virtual Candle Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make YOU feel inferior without YOUR consent!
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-15-02, 06:24 PM (EST)
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68. "Pic" |
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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06-15-02, 06:30 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Pic" |
Since Teddy hasn't seen it yet, let me just say that the new Teddy_Bear icon is sooooo awesome! You are really amazing IceCat. By the way, I love your new IceCat icon too. You are simply the best
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