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"MERRY CHRISTMAS"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-25-12, 02:42 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: MERRY CHRISTMAS" |
Y'know, normally on Christmas morning, I like to take a moment for peeking into Walgreens so I can witness Arguably The Worst Christmas Shoppers In The World. Because if you're in a twenty-four hour pharmacy looking for something to give twenty minutes before you're due at the party, let's face it: you pretty much svck at this. And sure enough, the parking lot was jammed with the store interior reeking of desperation.But they didn't have the newspaper I wanted, so I went to a local convenience store instead -- where for the first time, I beheld Truly The Worst Christmas Shoppers In The World. Standing in line, looking miserable and meek, waiting for the only gift they were capable of imagining. A horrible gift -- most of the time... But to be fair, the automated scratch-off lottery ticket dispenser was moving them along at speed.
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