Well, the EOW time just passed here, and it happened, the world ended. Whoop-de-doo!
Unbeknownst to everyone but the most perceptive, the world ended and was immediately replaced with a self-aware simulation, courtesy of a collaboration between NASA, Curie Labs, the folks at the Hadrian Collider, DreamWorks, Pixar, and the CIA (naturally).
Nice job, seamlessly done.
They could have fixed one or two social, diplomatic, and fiscal problems while they were at it, but still, nice job. Lesson learned for next time.
Exactly when do the Aztecs predict the EOW?